Easily... the best pickup line that actually works is...

JakeT. · Sep 16, 2010

What's a polar bear weigh?

I don't know.

Enough to break the ice.

Take note fellas. Any others?

shdw01 · Sep 16, 2010

JakeT: Where do you think my left hand is?

Girl: "in your pocket?"

JakeT: nope, guess again. (girl proceeds to undress)

Kevy · Sep 16, 2010

I prefer a little drama at the bar when picking up the ladies of the Rose City............

Kevy: Hey baby......did you hear abou the fire tonight at the Nike factory??????????

Chick: Oh no what happened????????

Kevy: The news said that a thousand soles where lost.........

Chick: Your so funny........you had me there for a second.........

Kevy: Lets go back to my place......

Works every time.........................................

shdw01 · Sep 16, 2010

Jake T on a saturday night:

Jake T: Hi, howya doin'

Idaho Male: File, do you have enough money?

Jake T: are you cut or do you tuck?

Idaho Male: I tuck

Jake T: Hey wait, are you Dante?

Kevy · Sep 16, 2010

You nailed the Idaho accent......."howya doin"............LOL

Doug · Sep 16, 2010

Kevy said:
You nailed the Idaho accent......."howya doin"............LOL

That's New York, like Brooklyn....

Kevy · Sep 16, 2010

My bad......I forgot that they say "howdy yall" in Idaho. It's late....that's my excuse for the mix up......LOL

CowboyT · Sep 16, 2010

Are you willing to pay for half of the abortion we're gonna need in about two months?

scottw · Sep 16, 2010

Guy in bar continually puts wristwatch to ear.

Girl: Why do you keep putting your watch to your ear?
Guy: Because my watch is telling me everything that is happening in the bar. (Puts watch to ear) Right now it is telling me that you don't have any panties on.
Girl: AHA! I do have panties on. You watch is wrong.
Guy: Damn thing must be an hour fast!

NyMets609 · Sep 16, 2010

scott w said:
guy in bar continually puts wristwatch to ear.

Girl: Why do you keep putting your watch to your ear?
Guy: Because my watch is telling me everything that is happening in the bar. (puts watch to ear) right now it is telling me that you don't have any panties on.
Girl: Aha! I do have panties on. You watch is wrong.
Guy: Damn thing must be an hour fast!

winner.

JakeT. · Sep 16, 2010

CowboyT said:
Are you willing to pay for half of the abortion we're gonna need in about two months?

Another variation is "Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?".

djmatt · Sep 18, 2010

To girl in high heels, hey your shoe is untied..... worked on the Vegas trip and works 60% of the time every time

Dante · Sep 19, 2010

Hey do you have a library card in your pocket? ‘Cause I am definitely checking you out OR

If you were on the extra value meal you would be the mcbeautiful

either one of these will make them wet for you

JAKE.. which did you use to get your latest GF?

JakeT. · Sep 19, 2010

Dante said:
Hey do you have a library card in your pocket? ‘Cause I am definitely checking you out OR

If you were on the extra value meal you would be the mcbeautiful

either one of these will make them wet for you

JAKE.. which did you use to get your latest GF?

Hahaha. Funny you ask that Dante. I actually did hit her with a pickup line first thing. Was taking off from a party and I walked up to her and told her I thought my phone was broken. She asked what was wrong with it. Told her it didn't have her phone number in it. Handed it to her and she put it in there. Booyah.

Dante · Sep 19, 2010

Jake T. said:
Hahaha. Funny you ask that Dante. I actually did hit her with a pickup line first thing. Was taking off from a party and I walked up to her and told her I thought my phone was broken. She asked what was wrong with it. Told her it didn't have her phone number in it. Handed it to her and she put it in there. Booyah.

you are da man ..... what pickup line would it take for a guy to date your friend you brought to the bash? ....

RenoChazz · Sep 19, 2010

Well... it's not going to suck itself!

Dante · Sep 19, 2010

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead say no or

this one had to work with her ....If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out.

Dante · Sep 19, 2010

renochazz said:
well... It's not going to suck itself!

hahaha

JakeT. · Sep 19, 2010

Dante said:
you are da man ..... what pickup line would it take for a guy to date your friend you brought to the bash? ....

"I got a king size bed and a 40" should do it.

On a side note, it's not nearly as much fun to make fun of her when she's never gonna read it.

Dante · Sep 19, 2010

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

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