can anybody recommend a good pocket pussy

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  1. #1 can anybody recommend a good pocket pussy 
    looking to upgrade from my hand.....wish i could find a laptop that had a pussy built into the bottom of it, i'd be in business

    thanks
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    you clearly have a dog so i recommend peanut butter.
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    don't think my rottweiler would take too kindly to peanut butter and cock
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    This is not first-hand information but I hear the Fleshlight does the job:

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    Harrington's ex-wife is a great one although she just had some surgery for removal of some minor warts and may be a little sore....chick has been banging numerous guys for about 15 years!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawpimple View Post
    Harrington's ex-wife is a great one although she just had some surgery for removal of some minor warts and may be a little sore....chick has been banging numerous guys for about 15 years!!!!
    ouch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawpimple View Post
    Harrington's ex-wife is a great one although she just had some surgery for removal of some minor warts and may be a little sore....chick has been banging numerous guys for about 15 years!!!!
    literally every post I see you make is about women being whores or cheaters. I have never seen you post anything else and that is not an exaggeration.

    your first love must of fucked your brother, father and cousins.
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    fortunately, i don't think harrington visits the RR.....hopefully he and pimple know each other and are cool with that type of trash talk....otherwise, a serious violation of the HONOR CODE between men
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    back on topic....

    i need a good pocket pussy that will endure between 3 to 5 poundings a day, require a minimum of maintenance, and is indiscreet

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    far as that fleshlight goes...I'd imagine that thing gets loaded up with jizz. unless its got some compartment that you can empty out.
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    true story.....a guy in iraq in my first deployment got his ass handed to him because he used the shower head to clean his pocket pussy.....he forgot and left it attached to the shower head.....

    not sure if it was worth a shit after that though, you'd think the stretching would have ruined it
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    Quote Originally Posted by soonerdawg1 View Post
    true story.....a guy in iraq in my first deployment got his ass handed to him because he used the shower head to clean his pocket pussy.....he forgot and left it attached to the shower head.....

    not sure if it was worth a shit after that though, you'd think the stretching would have ruined it
    wow how fucking embarrassing is that lol
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    nah, not really....his wife sent it to him lol.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by soonerdawg1 View Post
    nah, not really....his wife sent it to him lol.....
    rofl thats great
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