You Know You're Getting Old When... My top 5

Dante

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You don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.


Your new easy chair has more options than your car.


Younger men ask you for advice.

Happy hour is a nap.

http://www.c-boom.com/humor2.htm

 

HAT

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When you get hot and bothered by your daughters hot college friends?

d

 

DwayneBowe

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You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

 

soonerdawg1

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you can't see your pee pee when you go pee pee

 

Dante

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HAT said:

When you get hot and bothered by your daughters hot college friends?

d

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exactly

and

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.

 

soonerdawg1

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The Most Interesting Man In The World....stops being interesting

 

soonerdawg1

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The Most Interesting Man In The World.....becomes the spokesman for Viagra

 

VegasJogger

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when you have 2 options for going out tonight and you pick the one that gets you home and in bed earlier

 

OAKAS

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When you wake up in the morning and you have a different body part that hurts.

 

smallballtothebank

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when you begin every other sentence with "nowadays"

when it takes longer to rest than it took to get tired

 

JohnnyMac

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When you are glad you didn't go out the night before Thanksgiving.

 

harrington

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When you wake up and your whole body is stiff except the thing that used to be.

 

Willie99

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when they're playing touch football on Thanksgiving, and you sit inside and watch TV

 

Tico

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You know you're getting old when...

When you realize these things are beginning to apply to you!

 

8ate

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When you take Viagra with Geritol

 

BadCo

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When you go to take a piss and all you pull out is hair.

 

Willie99

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Dwayne Bowe said:

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

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dude, I thought you like 20 years old?

 

carlspackler

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You Know you are getting old when you start a thread in a gambling forum about getting old.
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Joking people. Just joking.