Browns' front office tells off a complaining fan in a 1974 letter

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The Cleveland Scene somehow got a hold of a 36-year-old correspondence between a Browns season-ticket holder and the team's front office. What follows is customer service at its best:

I guess this should come as no surprise that Cleveland has been so whiny about LeBron. Fortunately, the general counsel for the Browns had no patience for such complaints:

 

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Wow..

 

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Modell was one of the most hated owners of any sports team, no surprise

 

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Almost funny

 

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that's fuckin classic...

 

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saw that the other day, think it's fucking hilarious

 

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i thought attorneys didnt have a sense of humor

 

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That is great!!

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Seem ironic...can you say Orlando Brown

 

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I could tell you why Paul Brown was fired from the Browns.

 

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I really hope that is real

 

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Classic, too funny.

 

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BAGIANT said:

I could tell you why Paul Brown was fired from the Browns.

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My Buddy's dad who is passed away told me one time that him and Jim Brown didn't get along and Art Modell didn't get along with him either

 

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I knew Modell's cousin. Basically, Modell came out to the practice field and started to tell Brown about something he wanted to try after the team lost the previous week.
Brown told him that no Jew was going to tell him how to run "his" team, along with some other anti semetic remarks, and that was the end of Brown.