movie writting just is not as good as it use to be (Christmas Vacation)

kidman232 · Dec 25, 2010

so many classic one liners and jokes in it. from the shitter is full, to clarks tirades, the old lay saying grace died 30 years ago to busting out the pledge of allegiance. A++++

WorldNumberOne · Dec 25, 2010

one of the all time greats.. the dialogue between clark and eddie is some of best ever written.

1cheater · Dec 25, 2010

"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"

1cheater · Dec 25, 2010

(Neighbor) "What are you gonna do with a tree that big Grizwold?"

(Clark) "Bend over and I'll show you"

(Neighbor) "You godda alot of nerve talking to me like that Grizwold."

(Clark) "I wasn't talking to you.."

1cheater · Dec 25, 2010

(Clark) "You know kids, I seen on the news today that Santa's slay was spotted somewhere over the US today"

(Eddie) "You serious Clark?"

Every time I hear anyone talking about Santa now I say "you serious Clark?"

WorldNumberOne · Dec 25, 2010

eddie to clark talking about snot the dog " you rub his belly and he will love you til the day you die "

clark " that's some tenament on wheels you got there eddie "

eddie " dont go fallin in love with it clark , we're planning on taking it with us when we leave in a month "

1cheater · Dec 25, 2010

(Clark) Eddie?

(Eddie) You surprised Clark?

(Clark) I wouldn't be more if I woke up in the morning with my hair sown to the carpet.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.