GEORGE: (after a moment's thought) Art Vandelay.
ELAINE: (incredulity) Art Vandelay? This is my boyfriend?
GEORGE: That's your boyfriend.
ELAINE: What does he do?
GEORGE: He's an importer.
ELAINE: Just imports? No exports?
GEORGE: (getting irritated) He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
ELAINE: Okay. So, I'm dating Art Vandelay. What is the problem we're discussing?
GEORGE: (thoughtful) Yes. Yes.
ELAINE: (sighs) Yi-yi-yi.
Elaine and George go into another bout of deep thought.
ELAINE: Ah! (explaining, with hand gestures) How 'bout this? How about, he's
thinking of quitting the exporting, and just focussing in on the importing. And
this is causing a problem, because, why not do both?
I love the introduction of Art Vandalay back in season 2.
It's during the stake-out at the law firm of Vanessa (yes I'm a Seinfeld freak)
Jerry: What do we say we're doing in the building?
George: You came to see me. I work in the building.
Jerry: You work in the building? What do you do?
George: I'm an architect!
Jerry: You're an architect?
George: I'm not?
Jerry: I don't see architecture coming from you.
George: Ok...we're meeting a friend who works in the buidling.
Jerry: What does he do?
George: He's an importer.
Jerry: JUST an importer?
George: He's an importer/exporter.
Jerry: What's his name?
George: Art. Art Core...
Jerry: Art Core.
George: Valay.
Jerry: Corevalay?
(Vanessa exits the elevator)
George: I forgot who I am. Who am I?
Jerry: You're you. We're meeting Art Corevalay.
George: Vandalay! Let me be the architect. I can do it!
ALL from memory, jesus that's sad, haha
It's during the stake-out at the law firm of Vanessa (yes I'm a Seinfeld freak)
Jerry: What do we say we're doing in the building?
George: You came to see me. I work in the building.
Jerry: You work in the building? What do you do?
George: I'm an architect!
Jerry: You're an architect?
George: I'm not?
Jerry: I don't see architecture coming from you.
George: Ok...we're meeting a friend who works in the buidling.
Jerry: What does he do?
George: He's an importer.
Jerry: JUST an importer?
George: He's an importer/exporter.
Jerry: What's his name?
George: Art. Art Core...
Jerry: Art Core.
George: Valay.
Jerry: Corevalay?
(Vanessa exits the elevator)
George: I forgot who I am. Who am I?
Jerry: You're you. We're meeting Art Corevalay.
George: Vandalay! Let me be the architect. I can do it!
ALL from memory, jesus that's sad, haha
