What Your Honey wants for the New Year ahead

via Jenny at http://thebloggess.com we have her column from Eden Fantasys wherein she gives holiday gift giving advice for men and a quick tag on the end to advise women.

Since Xmas already passed, I think the advice works well for New Years too

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http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/bloggess-chrismas-gifts-1223101/

What she wants from you for the New Year ahead:

• For you to stop suddenly and look at her like you’re seeing her for the first time and tell her how beautiful she looks in sweatpants.

• A romantic dinner ending with a candle-lit bubble bath for two and sensual foot rub.

• To not have to cook the romantic dinner or clean the tub afterward.

• An antique Victorian locket with a French phrase engraved in it explaining the perfection of her eyes.

• A backrub that doesn’t automatically end in sex.

• Five minutes to herself.

• For you to stop sighing disapprovingly every time you see dishes in the sink because you could clean them yourself if it bothers you so damn much.YOUR ARMS AREN’T BROKEN, ASSHOLE.

THIS ISN’T MY JOB JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA. I WORK JUST AS HARD AS YOU AND I WILL STAB YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP HUFFING AT ME.

• For you to forgive her for that outburst and realize that you probably brought that all on yourself and just call and hire a maid service because she totally deserves it.

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What he wants from you for the New Year ahead:

• For you to stop acting like a total nutjob.

• Blowjobs.

This is another one of those things that subtly takes jabs at men's behavior and paints men to be idiots.

Enough with painting the man as a bumbling moron.

heh.....okey dokey H Simpson avatar guy

You don't get my point?

It's enough with the BS of portraying men in America as morons.

Are you saying you don't want blowjobs this year, King?

No but this society has made a habit of making it look like men are morons.

How bout a woman saying, "He came home last night after 12 hours of work and didn't take out the trash but he gave me a good railing and that's fine by me."

Just look at anything on tv. The man is a moron and the woman is always the smart one who has to take care of her idiot husband.

waking up an knowing there is an asshole in the mirror staring back at me every morning makes the day go smoother...at least i know it and make no qualms about it....women been running and ruining my life since day 1....it's a big give and take...