i'm stuck

soonerdawg1 · Feb 4, 2011

i can't drive in this shit......i should have bought some more supplies yesterday when i went out for a haircut and a hooker, just didn't see this 2nd wave coming....all i do is spin my tires##)

i call my brother, say "hey, get in your 4 wheel drive and bring me a day's worth of grub and a 12 pack of beerz" and he says

"you dumbass, you spent 2 years in a recon unit and you can't drive in an inch of snow"^<<^

hope he brings me some good stuff

mplastered · Feb 4, 2011

soonerdawg1 said:
i can't drive in this shit......i should have bought some more supplies yesterday when i went out for a haircut and a hooker, just didn't see this 2nd wave coming....all i do is spin my tires##)

i call my brother, say "hey, get in your 4 wheel drive and bring me a day's worth of grub and a 12 pack of beerz" and he says

"you dumbass, you spent 2 years in a recon unit and you can't drive in an inch of snow"^<<^

hope he brings me some good stuff

Damn, dawg, just send the hooker out.

Murphy8276 · Feb 4, 2011

mplastered said:
Damn, dawg, just send the hooker out.

LOL ^ classic

-murph

soonerdawg1 · Feb 4, 2011

nah, she says i don't pay her enough.....don't want to dip into my boning stash on a snowy day

Scoops · Feb 4, 2011

Order up some pizza and tell the delivery driver that youll throw in a nice tip for a 12 pack of brew.Or better yet ,call up a Chinese place,some of them serve beer too.