Been a waiter for two years, let's see what I agree with.
- I call bullshit on the adding sugar to kid's meals. At least in our restaurant, everything on our kid's menu is fried.
5. Yeah, restaurant lemons are nasty. We only wash them before we cut them. Everyone does touch them.
9. Also very true. The dumbest question to ask in a restaurant is "what is the house dressing?"
10. YES that will piss of your waiter to no end and I'd say expect the service to suck after that.
13. Pull this shit, in blaming the server, and you probably just signed up to get your "new" order fucked with. I've never done it but I've thought about it hard.
18. Assholes that tip according to the total AFTER a coupon go on the shit list and get told about to EVERY waiter next time they come in. Signing on your own death warrant there.