Make sure to wash out your Water bottle at work after the weekend.... This lady obviously does not

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Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle!

Updated: Friday, 29 Oct 2010, 11:31 AM EDT
Published : Friday, 20 Aug 2010, 7:48 AM EDTMYFOXDC
FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.
Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.
Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.
In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.
In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.
Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.
If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

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http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

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I just do not get why the lady drank old water that was sitting there over the weekend... most people wash out there bottles.:ohno:
 

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Got charged with "releasing". That's hilarious.
 

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The other link shows the co worker she is ok looking
 
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The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water............

Guess she Never Swallowed before ! :grandmais
 

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I still can not understand why this lady drank her water bottle after it sat there over night or over the weekend.... I mean you rinse the bottle and put fresh water in no????
 

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The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water............

Guess she Never Swallowed before ! :grandmais

That's what I thought too and that's what makes her side of the story questionable. He would have had to put an awful large amount in there to make her sick and if he did she would have noticed a difference in taste.
 

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yeah, i cant believe she wouldnt notice some lumps in her water
 

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That's what I thought too and that's what makes her side of the story questionable. He would have had to put an awful large amount in there to make her sick and if he did she would have noticed a difference in taste.
taste and looks. You gotta think that shit looked a bit cloudy if he dumped a decent load in it.
 

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