HollywoodSportsbook.com Chooses “Rock Star from Mars “Charlie Sheen” as Its Latest “Gambler of the Week”

San Jose, Costa Rica, March 1st, 2011, Hollywoodsportsbook.com, a leading online entertainment gaming site since 1997, today announced that it has chosen Two and Half Men TV show star and self proclaimed “Warlock” Charlie Sheen as its latest “Gambler of the Week.”

Robert Evans, Hollywood’s Director of Operations says, “Wow! Now we know the truth about this guy. He is admittedly not human and therefore his actions according to Mr. Sheen, ‘cannot be processed by a normal brain’ and therefore must be normal rules of conduct in his otherworldly realm. I get it.

Now we chose Mr. Sheen for our illustrious award, not because he is a famous actor that we are trying to milk, but simply due to the fact that he gambled with his cover as both a warlock and a rock star from Mars. Does this mean he is a rock star warlock from Mars? Wow… He must be the coolest dude on that planet…or maybe not…Maybe they threw him off that planet and that is why he is here on earth. But while here, he has made enemies of Jews, AA, cancer patients, addicts, CBS, Warner Brothers and the producers, cast and crew of his TV show with his recent comments. That’s a lot of people… even for a rock star warlock from Mars, to be piss off in a few days.

Sheen however has made some of the greatest sound bites of all time with such zingers as:

• · Yes I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen
• · CBS executives are trying to destroy my family and make me starve
• · They picked a fight with a warlock…a war I will win with zeal, focus and violent hatred
• · I am underpaid (he makes 1.8 million an episode) I want a raise
• · They owe me an apology while licking my feet
• · Jeez Dad Shut It (referring to his dad Martin Sheen)
• · All addicts who cannot get clean are fools and trolls, weak. Defeated.
• · walk through a cancer ward right now and find any of those motherf***kers who look like me.
• · Relapsing and overdosing is for amateurs
• · I have Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA
• · I’m Tired of pretending like I’m not special
• · Come Wednesday morning, they’re going to rename it Charlie Brothers (meaning Warner Brothers studio)
• · Duh, Winning!
• · AA is a broken down fool that was a plagiarist
• · On why he misses rehearsals… “Come on guys its practice”
• · I’m a bitchin’ Rock Star from Mars
• · I’m not angry, I’m passionate
• · I closed my eyes and made it so
• · You either love or hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
• · I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love,
• · Sobriety "bores" me
• · Don't do crack. Drink chocolate milk."
• · Stay off the crack, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?" (speaking to kids) That’s good advice.

Evans, Goes on to say, “I do respect Charlie for the fact that he tried to move 5 porn stars in to live with him which led to his recent melt-down and hospitalization. I understand wanting that lifestyle no doubt. I myself am surrounded all day by the 4 Hollywood Hotties and they drive me nuts without having to also satisfy their sexual needs, so adding porn stars to the mix is certainly risky and dangerous, and a gamble I would not really want to take… except probably if I too were a “Rock Star from Mars.”

For being chosen as our “Gambler of the Week,” Hollywood is awarding Mr. Sheen with a $500 wagering account which we hope he can run up to thousands in order to fly back to his home planet says Ms. Nicki Smith, Hollywood’s Public Relations manager.

Additionally Hollywood has a special promotion in honor of Mr.Sheen. Sign up and make a deposit with them and they will give you an extra 20% Free Cash Bonus to use on their site using promo code GOW20.