Columbia College Prof admits being Twitter's phony Rahm Emanuel and receives $5000 check from the real Emanuel
Robert Evans, Hollywood’s Director of Operations, says Twitter is playing a major role in our “Gambler of the Week.” Last week we chose now prolific and record setting wacko tweeter and ‘rock star from Mars’, Mr. Charlie Sheen, and this week we chose Prof. Sinker for his hilarious fake obscene tweets posing as Mr. Emanuel, one of the most powerful people in the world, via a fake twitter account he created anonymously @MayorEmanuel which attracted 39,000 followers -- more than the real Emanuel has on his Twitter account.
Mr. Sinker so outraged the real Rahm Emanuel with his obscenity-laced comments on the fake feed, during the Chicago mayoral race, that the real Emanuel put up a $5000 bounty for the clever impersonator to reveal himself which actually put fear into Mr. Sinker.
Evans’ continues…. “I believe Mr. Sinker was one tweet away from being the ‘missing beloved Columbia College journalism professor’. Mr. Emanuel is no one to play around with for sure. The guy was Obama’s White House Chief of Staff for God’s sakes. He knows how to make problems disappear…Not to mention now Mayor –Elect of the notorious Windy City, famed for its mobsters and politicians alike…which in most cases are one in the same. Sinker has balls for sure. “
Sinker created some these tweet wonders supposedly coming from the real Rahm:
- · I can see a thousand fu---ng skylines, and they are all as mother-----ng glorious as the first, and I can feel the touch of my friends.
- · Carl the Intern can't even make eye contact, but he's reaching out, and I touch his hand. And he says, "I love you," and I say "I know."
- · And that song's still playing from the car radio, on a never-fu---ng ending loop from hell.
- · F--k YOU, YOU MOTHERF---ING TIME VORTEX. I FU--ING LOVE DANCING WITH MY FRIENDS
- · Driving around in Axelrod's Civic, doing loops around the block outside Chico's offices, my ass hanging out of the missing window, laughing.
- · "There must be something we can do..." But there's not. Only things that fu--ing suck never end: look at laundry, or dishes.
- · They'd better have coffee in the parallel fu--ing dimension I'm descending into tonight, or I'm breaking right back out.
- · F---K YES CHICAGO! This has been a long fu--ing campaign. The other assholes didn't stand a chance, but they put up a good fight."
- · VOTE, BITCHES.
http://twitter.com/MayorEmanuel?max_id=40586901115109376&page=4&twttr=true
The good news is that Mr. Sinker is alive and well, and met with the real Rahm Emanuel in person at a safe Chicago radio station, but was clearly nervous about the meeting. But the real Rahm was great about it. Emanuel said. "I would often think: 'My sentiments exactly.'" "It was a way to make some of my friends laugh, but by the next day, there were a few thousand people following it believing it was really me, I better do something about this”
Sinker said. "It was a way to amuse myself."
Emanuel donated $5,000 to Columbia College's Young Author program and Causes.com matched that with another $5,000. He also suggested Sinker make his way to Hollywood. "I want you to think larger and bigger for yourself," the mayor-elect said. "I have an agent for you in Hollywood." (Note: Rahm is brother to famed Hollywood agent Ari Emanuel, the founder of the Endeavor Agency in Beverly Hills with such clients as Larry David, Aaron Sorkin, Sacha Baron Cohen and Martin Scorsese. Ari is also made famous in the HBO TV series Entourage where Ari is the inspiration for the abrasive, determined Ari Gold character played by Jeremy Piven.
See video of meeting here
http://bltwy.msnbc.msn.com/politics...e-and-matt-damon-calls-out-obama-9599.gallery
For being chosen as our “Gambler of the Week,” Hollywood is awarding Mr. Sinker with a $500 wagering account which we hope he can run up to thousands in order to pay for that trip to Hollywood Mr. Emanuel speaks of says Ms. Nicki Smith, Hollywood’s Public Relations manager.
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