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O.J. Simpson likes prison food?
Nevada’s prison system must serve some tasty food. O.J. Simpson has reportedly gained 50 pounds while doing time for robbery in the Silver State. NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports the Pro Football Hall of Famer tips the scales at 275 pounds. He’s been chowing down on junk food and skipping exercise. Simpson, 63, is at risk of a heart attack.

“O.J. is turning into a butterball,” the source said. “If he doesn’t go on a diet, he’s going to die of a massive heart attack in jail. His kids are worried about him.” … “O.J. is so depressed over his weight that he can’t even take care of himself,” the source revealed. “He says, ‘I’m a heart attack waiting to happen. When I leave here, they’ll probably be taking me out in a pine box.’”
 

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“He says, ‘I’m a heart attack waiting to happen. When I leave here, they’ll probably be taking me out in a pine box.’”

I guess that's better than being knifed to death in front of your house.
 

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a month or so ago, the national enquirer reported that OJ had been beaten silly. those reports turned out to be false.

Free OJ
 

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As long as he doesn't get parole, I don't give a fuck what happens to him.

Fuck him.
 

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Good news, hopefully he comes out in a pine box sooner than later. Leech on the taxpayer's.
 

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So many notoriously famous people have killed there spouse (allegedly), so why does OJ bring out the hatred in people. I mean come on Nicole Brown was anything but loyal sleeping around with Marcus Allen and all. I bet if Nicole Brown was a sista nobody would have given two shits about OJ's whereabouts.
 

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Ah, not "being loyal" deserves being killed? The thread was about OJ, that's why he's being talked about.
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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OJ , what did he do again to get put in Jail ?
 

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I am kinda suprised that OJ would gain as much weight as he has. 10 pounds maybe but 50? Even though his surroundings are where he would not like to be, his past discipline as an former athlelte should have keep him motivated to some degree to exercise even on a every other day basis. He has been doing calisthenics his whole adult life off and on so why would he just get lazy now? Maybe Father Time has something to do with it also as some people do gain weight with age depending of their individual metabolism.
 

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like i say, you don't even know if those reports abt the weight gain are even true. after all, this is the national enquirer.
 

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