I blow her off after a month and she goes on to become a fitness model: FVK

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For every fitness model, there will be 20 that gain 50 pounds.
 

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Her face was always tight - no make up and she was sweet to look at - but her ass looked nothing like that - Im hella pissed - and it's only been 7 months
 

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Well duh. After she had your dick of course she's gonna get fat and not take care of herself. She figures she's trapped her man but what she does not know is that you have a cock to please women much prettier than she. If she's smart, which assuming she's not, she'll keep that nice bod and improve it even more to satisfy that cock of yours.
 

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very nice, 7 months of hard work for that ass, sorry bro....I would take another shot unless you left on bad terms....
 

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She's not Asian - straight white girl from Wisconsin - she was always pretty but her body NEVER looked anything like that - she was so nice I would have given her a real shot if she would have shown me her current playboy ass - if I called her now she would def tell me go fuck myself - here we r in the Cove last summer but u cant really see the dramatic improvement in her body

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I've come to the conclusion that I will probably die alone (though I have a gurl right now and I'm giving it a real shot) (I'm wasted tonight but some flake's got me awake)
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Yep. Just as I suspected. If she'd stayed with you she would've only gotten worse. What can you really say? She was on the cusp and after she left you only got better. That's how it is. She should actually thank you for leaving you or maybe she owe's you for leaving you or you leaving her...whatever....just check and see if maybe you can get that one last goodbye fuck with her and be done with it.
 

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Yep. Just as I suspected. If she'd stayed with you she would've only gotten worse. What can you really say? She was on the cusp and after she left you only got better. That's how it is. She should actually thank you for leaving you or maybe she owe's you for leaving you or you leaving her...whatever....just check and see if maybe you can get that one last goodbye fuck with her and be done with it.
if you get that 1 goodbye special...hit her from behind
 

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Nice story Seymour.
 

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she was so nice I would have given her a real shot if she would have shown me her current playboy ass

Think women you date don't sense this Seymour?
 

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And they say rx posters can't get girls ...seymour tell her you are a power poster that will turn her on and you will get her back
 

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And they say rx posters can't get girls ...seymour tell her you are a power poster that will turn her on and you will get her back

Dropping FISHHEAD's name works wonders with the ladies.

Me: Hey
Girl: Leave me alone
Me: BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I KNOW FISHHEAD YOU SLUT!
Girl: Do me

Never fails.
 

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Dropping FISHHEAD's name works wonders with the ladies.

Me: Hey
Girl: Leave me alone
Me: BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I KNOW FISHHEAD YOU SLUT!
Girl: Do me

Never fails.

Good point
 

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