Softball league players.... need advice to give to our " Coach"

Dante · May 5, 2011

Today was out first Coed work league game.... I am playing left field caught 3 long flys ..and go 1-2 only batted 2 times as we got mercied 15-4 ..3 and outs like 4 times in a row! and we were batting 13 people which was ridiculous also

... I tried to tell the coach you want GUYS in the power alley and at short .... he does not get it ... how do I get it thru to him?

our women ALL suck except for 1

hno:

$tinky · May 5, 2011

Fire him.

Fishhead · May 5, 2011

Get a petition to have him canned.

Dante · May 5, 2011

Fishhead said:
Get a petition to have him canned.

on it... starting one now

thekid78 · May 6, 2011

I coached my first co-ed softball game tonight. I had a guy pitching, a girl catching, a guy at 1b, a girl at 2b, a guy at SS, and a girl at 3B. Left field and right center were guys and left center and right were girls. We won 12-5 and scored 10 in the first. Our girls are pretty good, but our male SS, male LF and male right center fielder probably got the most action.

barman · May 6, 2011

hahahahahaha...Dante is "Softball Guy".....getting amped up because the coach and the girls Just Don't Get It

Brother....the "coed" league has one goal only.

1) Make sure that of the 13 players in the lineup, at least ten are drinking some form of adult beverage and/or burning a phattie over behind the big oak tree while the other three are rotating up to strike out and/or stand in the field as "defense".

1a) Which btw, the defense in coed softball is best operated much like a hockey team. Nine players do a five minute "shift" and then the four on the bench run onto the field to replace four others. Continuing shift changes until the opposing team accidentally makes three outs or mercies you. At which point you return back up to Rule #1 above, but now with all 13 participating out in the parking lot.

gatorbait08 · May 6, 2011

barman said:
hahahahahaha...Dante is "Softball Guy".....getting amped up because the coach and the girls Just Don't Get It

Brother....the "coed" league has one goal only.

1) Make sure that of the 13 players in the lineup, at least ten are drinking some form of adult beverage and/or burning a phattie over behind the big oak tree while the other three are rotating up to strike out and/or stand in the field as "defense".

1a) Which btw, the defense in coed softball is best operated much like a hockey team. Nine players do a five minute "shift" and then the four on the bench run onto the field to replace four others. Continuing shift changes until the opposing team accidentally makes three outs or mercies you. At which point you return back up to Rule #1 above, but now with all 13 participating out in the parking lot.

Man, that jim rome rant was classic, still laugh every time I hear it.

barman · May 6, 2011

DANTE, I hope that you're using one of those spiral softball scorebooks to score your games so that you can then present the coach with updated stats and splits on all your batters.

Fishhead · May 6, 2011

Barman........drinking again I see.

Dante · May 6, 2011

barman said:
DANTE, I hope that you're using one of those spiral softball scorebooks to score your games so that you can then present the coach with updated stats and splits on all your batters.

yeah we got that barboy !

Dante · May 6, 2011

thekid78 said:
I coached my first co-ed softball game tonight. I had a guy pitching, a girl catching, a guy at 1b, a girl at 2b, a guy at SS, and a girl at 3B. Left field and right center were guys and left center and right were girls. We won 12-5 and scored 10 in the first. Our girls are pretty good, but our male SS, male LF and male right center fielder probably got the most action.

now that is a coach that knows what he is doing..... anyroom for a semi decent left fielder?

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