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What is the 1 thing you wish you would have done that you didn't. :afro:
 

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Personally Killed Nes when I had the chance.
 

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This is a great question ! I would have liked to have been a home owner, I have lived in apartments almost my whole adult hood. If I stayed in a house for a minute it wasn't mine
 

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One of the most gorgeous and charming women I have ever spoken with.
 
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Actually to be precise, this donk is predicting the rapture of Christians will be tomorrow.

He's predicting the end of the world on Oct 21.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping

http://www.familyradio.com/facts/


What will take place on May 21?
On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.
A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great." This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves.The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.


On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.
The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.
 

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Not asking out the girl standing in front of me in line at the Valley View casino buffet two years ago.

One of the most gorgeous and charming women I have ever spoken with.

I spent a lot of time at VV a couple years ago..
 

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This Saturday’s Rapture: What You Need To Know


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The world is ending this weekend … or is it? Because of some billboards put up by crazy fundamentalist doomsayers, an “Internet Meme” has spread around the Internet about an alleged apocalyptic event here on Earth this Saturday, May 21. We’ve prepared an easy “clip ‘n save” listicle so that you know what to do when your iPhone quits working and people are suddenly acting weirder than usual. Who put the “rape” in “rapture,” anyway? Let’s find out!


  • While there’s no mention of any “rapture” in the entire Bible, that hasn’t stopped American Christians from completely making up one of the tenets of their homespun religion.
  • So where did they get this from? Just a random line in Thessalonians 1 about dead people plucked from their graves, which is basically an echo of that nonsense in Matthew 27:53 (and nowhere else in the Gospels) about corpses bursting out of their graves and then haunting Jerusalem for a few hours while Jesus was busting out of His tomb.
  • The English language noun rapture comes from the Latin verb rapiō and the Koine Greek ἁρπάζω, which means “snatch.” But not that kind of snatch. Our version actually comes from the Latiin rapere — which means “rape.” So the rapture literally means “a bizarre fantasy about being raped by Jesus, in the upper atmosphere.”
  • Many pranksters plan to leave sets of shoes and clothes here and there on Saturday afternoon, so that fundamentalist Christians might see these abandoned garments and think the real Christians got sucked up to meet the Lord already. This is a very mean prank. Plus, would American Jesus actually allow naked people into His Kingdom? American Jesus is pretty uptight!
  • Remember the whole Y2K thing? We had this scheme, back in 1999, involving the hijacking of a couple of Staten Island Ferry boats and then putting a thousand-foot-tall inflatable Jesus aboard (one giant foot on each boat) and then we were somehow going to make this thing circle New York City with Wagner blasting from the speakers in Christ’s nostrils, all during the Times Square new year’s celebration, and then people watching the teevee throughout the country would freak out and jump from their first-floor windows, possibly spraining their ankles. Only the drunks out having fun and not watching television would be spared! And then 9/11 happened about a year and a half later and we figured New York had suffered enough, plus Y2K was long in the past by that time.
  • There are thousands of newspaper articles and “lame stream media” reports on this pretend non-event.
  • Meanwhile, unemployment is pushing 10% officially and 25% in the real world, the residential real estate market continues to collapse, Greece is going to default and destroy the Euro currency, the CIA is investigating some kind of pretend Web money, and the nuclear plant in Japan actually suffered a complete, ongoing “China Syndrome” meltdown.
  • The real rapture is this: America is no longer a Christian nation. They are truly vanishing — not by being snatched up by The Lord, but through the more common exits of death and disillusionment.
 

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And NOW we do the Hip Hop dancing....

 

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Unless paying cash, what is the fascination with being a slave to a bank, and paying endless property taxes?
Be happy you were not on the wrong side of the worst bubble in world history.


This is a great question ! I would have liked to have been a home owner, I have lived in apartments almost my whole adult hood. If I stayed in a house for a minute it wasn't mine
 

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So I guess the Japan thing was a dress rehearsal?


Actually to be precise, this donk is predicting the rapture of Christians will be tomorrow.

He's predicting the end of the world on Oct 21.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping

http://www.familyradio.com/facts/


What will take place on May 21?
On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.
A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great." This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves.The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.


On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.
The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.
 

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