I get popped a couple times a year and it's almost always because I did not take 30-60 seconds to stir up all the shrubs and or low-hanging palms with my rake at an extended reach.
Carry a couple cans of WASP DEATH SPRAY and immediately issue an execution order.
Been a while, but worst is when I might lean into a spot and get it in the face.
Fortunately, my immune system absorbs and metabolizes the toxin within a couple minutes at most.
Far more common for me is routinely finding spider bites around my neck & arms.
Nothing radioactive yet, or I could be the next Spiderman
I grew up in a house where we had a lot of fruit trees. We had these pear trees that lined our driveway, and the fruit would drop and the cars would crush the pears and it was a bee bonanza! One day I was playing ball and it rolled into this mass of crushed fruit. I went chasing after the ball, and the next thing I knew a couple of bees had flown up my shorts. I froze. I was stung repeatedly, and I had to be rescued by an older friend of my parents. I was about six years old at the time, and I was screaming bloody murder. I only started to calm down after my mom told me that my rescuer had gotten stung inside his ear. Not sure how many times I got stung, but I had to lie down for awhile. Tried to stay away from those friggin pears from then on.
