Apparently my post was unpolished yesterday cuz I found myself in The Rubber Room surrounded my Rubbers. Was it because I had a rare losing day or because I forgot to wipe my JD Drew, and I was unclean?
Either way, like a scorching case of herpes, I'm back.
While I am a Yankees fan, I think AJ Burnett sucks dick, the pinstripes overpaid for his services and deemed him the number 2 gunslinger in their rotation years ago only to disappoint like most women when they open their mouths. Was he the best Canada had to offer, I mean wasn't Pam Anderson available, even if she was married, so what.
The Royals...are still the Royals, can somebody please dig up George Brett, Kevin Appier, U.L. Washington, and babboon? Pops, I meant Bob Boone?
The Yankees didn't get the chance to get the condom match yesterday against the St. Pete Rays (sounds very religious to me), an extra offday, a team that sucks dick, along with their hurler who sucks should equate to tallies. Most off shore lines have this one at 9.5, I'm smelling double digits from the stench before the first pitch.
9* Weenie Roast total on New York Yankees/Kansas City over.
As always my fellow distributors of the liquid genetic code, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
Either way, like a scorching case of herpes, I'm back.
While I am a Yankees fan, I think AJ Burnett sucks dick, the pinstripes overpaid for his services and deemed him the number 2 gunslinger in their rotation years ago only to disappoint like most women when they open their mouths. Was he the best Canada had to offer, I mean wasn't Pam Anderson available, even if she was married, so what.
The Royals...are still the Royals, can somebody please dig up George Brett, Kevin Appier, U.L. Washington, and babboon? Pops, I meant Bob Boone?
The Yankees didn't get the chance to get the condom match yesterday against the St. Pete Rays (sounds very religious to me), an extra offday, a team that sucks dick, along with their hurler who sucks should equate to tallies. Most off shore lines have this one at 9.5, I'm smelling double digits from the stench before the first pitch.
9* Weenie Roast total on New York Yankees/Kansas City over.
As always my fellow distributors of the liquid genetic code, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
