Womb Stretchers perfect on year 3-0. Overall record on posts 6-2.
First, the Womb Stretcher...
John Lackey sucks dick. The former Halo slotted in to replace noodle-armed Matt Clement has shown the world this season he's all about dick, not stick. He trots into Fenway with an 11-8 tilt showcasing a glossy 6 plus ERA. If this stiff pitched in San Diego, he could possibly be 1-18 or worse if that's comprehensible. So based on his record, the Red Sux pick this slinger up like a cheap whore on a street corner somewhere and put the bats to use. On the latter, the St. Petey Rays have "The Price" is not right on the bump today. Although is ERA can be deemed worthy of daily blowjobs from the Tamp-on females in the sunny Trop area, he's been the mark of inconsistency this year. Much like my Weenie Roast Total on Monday, I look for double digits in Beantown with both hurlers giving it up faster than Paris Hilton in front of a video camera.
10* Womb Stretcher of the week on Tampa Bay/Boston over 9 runs.
Boner Bonus selection...
Why would anyone in Texas want to go to Minute Maid Park this afternoon? Maybe if there were a tractor pull before the game and Shania Twain afterwards crooning to the crowd about a dude named Mutt in one of her songs would this joint sell out, just my opinion though.
Ok, scratching my balls, or to be more politically correct, The Storage Containers, how could the worst team in diamonds be favored over anybody right now? The 'Stros have not won a third of their games this year and have given way to the NFL Texans where right now is the only thing the city of Houston has to look forward to in their sports world. Perhaps the NHL will expand there one day? Maybe The Dynamo can fill the void for a couple more weeks.
With experience on my side, I'll take the Astros today as an 8* selection as the chalk. Bottom line is they shouldn't be favored to beat anybody right now, not even The Swedish Bikini Girls in a matchup of bra removals, yet somehow they are. Deception, smokescreen and the trap by the oddsmakers have made the Cubs too easy to play here. Remember, it's the oddsmakers jobs to fuck the public out of our hard earned money as the loathe the benefits being the fat rats they're designed to be. As of now, the majority of the public were playing the Cubs yet the line has gone up on the chalk, even more of a reason to pound your bologna on the leagues worst team.
8* on Houston Astros
I'm on a Caribbean cruise in a week and a half so my posts will be pausing but I'm truly psyched about NFL wagering which is my best sport to cap
As always my fellow weiner gravy spurters,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
First, the Womb Stretcher...
John Lackey sucks dick. The former Halo slotted in to replace noodle-armed Matt Clement has shown the world this season he's all about dick, not stick. He trots into Fenway with an 11-8 tilt showcasing a glossy 6 plus ERA. If this stiff pitched in San Diego, he could possibly be 1-18 or worse if that's comprehensible. So based on his record, the Red Sux pick this slinger up like a cheap whore on a street corner somewhere and put the bats to use. On the latter, the St. Petey Rays have "The Price" is not right on the bump today. Although is ERA can be deemed worthy of daily blowjobs from the Tamp-on females in the sunny Trop area, he's been the mark of inconsistency this year. Much like my Weenie Roast Total on Monday, I look for double digits in Beantown with both hurlers giving it up faster than Paris Hilton in front of a video camera.
10* Womb Stretcher of the week on Tampa Bay/Boston over 9 runs.
Boner Bonus selection...
Why would anyone in Texas want to go to Minute Maid Park this afternoon? Maybe if there were a tractor pull before the game and Shania Twain afterwards crooning to the crowd about a dude named Mutt in one of her songs would this joint sell out, just my opinion though.
Ok, scratching my balls, or to be more politically correct, The Storage Containers, how could the worst team in diamonds be favored over anybody right now? The 'Stros have not won a third of their games this year and have given way to the NFL Texans where right now is the only thing the city of Houston has to look forward to in their sports world. Perhaps the NHL will expand there one day? Maybe The Dynamo can fill the void for a couple more weeks.
With experience on my side, I'll take the Astros today as an 8* selection as the chalk. Bottom line is they shouldn't be favored to beat anybody right now, not even The Swedish Bikini Girls in a matchup of bra removals, yet somehow they are. Deception, smokescreen and the trap by the oddsmakers have made the Cubs too easy to play here. Remember, it's the oddsmakers jobs to fuck the public out of our hard earned money as the loathe the benefits being the fat rats they're designed to be. As of now, the majority of the public were playing the Cubs yet the line has gone up on the chalk, even more of a reason to pound your bologna on the leagues worst team.
8* on Houston Astros
I'm on a Caribbean cruise in a week and a half so my posts will be pausing but I'm truly psyched about NFL wagering which is my best sport to cap
As always my fellow weiner gravy spurters,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
