Dudes,
It's been several days since my last post, I spend way too much time dissecting, and plot theorizing for the porn world, so please excuse my distractions.
Also, I didn't get laid this weekend either which is rare because it's a drug for me to help assist me with capping. A clear mind and a beer is rewarding while exercising your brain doing this shit we all do. So with all that being said, here's my skinny for tonight.
The old Brooklyn Dodgers or the Los Angeles Dodgers or the LA Dodgers or to me the "El Lay" Dodgers visit the Redbirds of St. Louis tonight where the El Layers return Nate Eovaldi to the bump as he takes on Chris Carpenter.
Allow me to establish that during my tenure of leaving a scar in this world, certain pitchers stand out to me, such as Roger Clemens, David Wells, CC Sabathia, Bartolo Colon, Andy Pettite, Mike Mussina, Freddy Garcia, Tim Lincecum (Please Brian Cashman get this fucker in pinstripes), Justin Verlander and Chris Carpenter.
While Eovaldi has made 3 credible starts on the season, his longest outing is only 6 innings and it appears El Lay is keeping a close eye on him and are happy as well with their latest find, their 21-year old gunslingers scouting report didn't exist as he won his first career start victimizing the Snakes in Phoenix. Remember guys this fucker finally became legal age to drink beer earlier this year and still hasn't matured enough to figure out his willy has a different purpose than taking a leak.
Chris Carpenter on the other hand is the crafty veteran with numbers that certainly don't reflect his talent. The hurler has had more drama in his world the past couple years than Lady GaGa trying to figure out she's truly a man trapped in a woman's body. While many base dominance on a pitches record or ERA, I look for Carpenter to be in the best spot on the card tonight with the Cardinals desperately needing to string some wins together fast to have even a remote chance of giving the Brewers a run in September.
I think Jake Westbrook sucks dick like AJ Burnett, but once every now and then when it's situational, they'll notch a win. So how Jake got it done last night in Chicago still puzzles me. But that was the win this team needed and I see them taking momentum like a fat man at the dinner table attacking his third serving of dessert.
Nate Eovaldi, your time is coming, it's just not now.
Lay this heavy price, the oddsmakers have made it steep begging for Dodger coin truly making this a Redbird play.
8* El Laying de la Meatloaf on St. Louis Cardinals specifying Chris Carpenter or else this play is void.
As always my fellow ball du jour servers, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
It's been several days since my last post, I spend way too much time dissecting, and plot theorizing for the porn world, so please excuse my distractions.
Also, I didn't get laid this weekend either which is rare because it's a drug for me to help assist me with capping. A clear mind and a beer is rewarding while exercising your brain doing this shit we all do. So with all that being said, here's my skinny for tonight.
The old Brooklyn Dodgers or the Los Angeles Dodgers or the LA Dodgers or to me the "El Lay" Dodgers visit the Redbirds of St. Louis tonight where the El Layers return Nate Eovaldi to the bump as he takes on Chris Carpenter.
Allow me to establish that during my tenure of leaving a scar in this world, certain pitchers stand out to me, such as Roger Clemens, David Wells, CC Sabathia, Bartolo Colon, Andy Pettite, Mike Mussina, Freddy Garcia, Tim Lincecum (Please Brian Cashman get this fucker in pinstripes), Justin Verlander and Chris Carpenter.
While Eovaldi has made 3 credible starts on the season, his longest outing is only 6 innings and it appears El Lay is keeping a close eye on him and are happy as well with their latest find, their 21-year old gunslingers scouting report didn't exist as he won his first career start victimizing the Snakes in Phoenix. Remember guys this fucker finally became legal age to drink beer earlier this year and still hasn't matured enough to figure out his willy has a different purpose than taking a leak.
Chris Carpenter on the other hand is the crafty veteran with numbers that certainly don't reflect his talent. The hurler has had more drama in his world the past couple years than Lady GaGa trying to figure out she's truly a man trapped in a woman's body. While many base dominance on a pitches record or ERA, I look for Carpenter to be in the best spot on the card tonight with the Cardinals desperately needing to string some wins together fast to have even a remote chance of giving the Brewers a run in September.
I think Jake Westbrook sucks dick like AJ Burnett, but once every now and then when it's situational, they'll notch a win. So how Jake got it done last night in Chicago still puzzles me. But that was the win this team needed and I see them taking momentum like a fat man at the dinner table attacking his third serving of dessert.
Nate Eovaldi, your time is coming, it's just not now.
Lay this heavy price, the oddsmakers have made it steep begging for Dodger coin truly making this a Redbird play.
8* El Laying de la Meatloaf on St. Louis Cardinals specifying Chris Carpenter or else this play is void.
As always my fellow ball du jour servers, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
