Dudes...
Certain things in life come as planned, rain on a Sunday morning, the red light when you're running late to drop the first chick off enroute to pick up the next one, 3-somes, beer, and unraveling oddsmakers deceptions.
The AL east is a competitive division with the Tampons, Red Sux, and my beloved Cashman Crew to say the least. September call ups are here, certain fuckers planning their autumn vacations and others wondering where they'll be playing next April.
Circling the wagons for a moment sheds light in Camden Yards today. The Orioles suck dick and haven't done shit since the 50 home run season by leadoff slugger Brady Anderson who obviously was smoking ass crack and juicing to claim false numbers while his nuts shriveled off.
Buck Showalter was brought in last year to save the day and given a ham and egger team to compete against others in his division, thus making them the little sisters of the poor. So how have they taken the first 2 against the Halos? Simple, the Angels have sucked dick too in Baltimore, but the shit changes today.
I wish I had more time to establish theory here, but the director is telling me 5 minutes before my shoot so here's where it ends.
10* Womb Stretcher on the LA Angels
As always my fellow swordsmen, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
Certain things in life come as planned, rain on a Sunday morning, the red light when you're running late to drop the first chick off enroute to pick up the next one, 3-somes, beer, and unraveling oddsmakers deceptions.
The AL east is a competitive division with the Tampons, Red Sux, and my beloved Cashman Crew to say the least. September call ups are here, certain fuckers planning their autumn vacations and others wondering where they'll be playing next April.
Circling the wagons for a moment sheds light in Camden Yards today. The Orioles suck dick and haven't done shit since the 50 home run season by leadoff slugger Brady Anderson who obviously was smoking ass crack and juicing to claim false numbers while his nuts shriveled off.
Buck Showalter was brought in last year to save the day and given a ham and egger team to compete against others in his division, thus making them the little sisters of the poor. So how have they taken the first 2 against the Halos? Simple, the Angels have sucked dick too in Baltimore, but the shit changes today.
I wish I had more time to establish theory here, but the director is telling me 5 minutes before my shoot so here's where it ends.
10* Womb Stretcher on the LA Angels
As always my fellow swordsmen, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel