The Meat Vendors Sunday Womb Stretcher 10-4 YTD on shit

Dudes...

Certain things in life come as planned, rain on a Sunday morning, the red light when you're running late to drop the first chick off enroute to pick up the next one, 3-somes, beer, and unraveling oddsmakers deceptions.

The AL east is a competitive division with the Tampons, Red Sux, and my beloved Cashman Crew to say the least. September call ups are here, certain fuckers planning their autumn vacations and others wondering where they'll be playing next April.

Circling the wagons for a moment sheds light in Camden Yards today. The Orioles suck dick and haven't done shit since the 50 home run season by leadoff slugger Brady Anderson who obviously was smoking ass crack and juicing to claim false numbers while his nuts shriveled off.

Buck Showalter was brought in last year to save the day and given a ham and egger team to compete against others in his division, thus making them the little sisters of the poor. So how have they taken the first 2 against the Halos? Simple, the Angels have sucked dick too in Baltimore, but the shit changes today.

I wish I had more time to establish theory here, but the director is telling me 5 minutes before my shoot so here's where it ends.

10* Womb Stretcher on the LA Angels

As always my fellow swordsmen, best of luck,

Eddie Rebel

well done

One of the most entertaining reads on the forum and a great capper....wish we could read more from you. Props my man.

ChicoandtheMan said:

One of the most entertaining reads on the forum and a great capper....wish we could read more from you. Props my man.

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Agreed

Thanks guys! Here's the shit-I'm an everyday player multitasking my real job supplementing while we're all in here for additional spare change. Condoms, hair salons appts, the $40 blowjob up the street requires the additional living expenses.

I actually put very little into these writings as I try to maintain complete emphasis on the play at hand, however, my selections justification too many times snaps back into me researching and/or capping at my "real" job. Ultimately in my field, I've done things and seen things that most dream of or read about. For this, I am truly blessed. If I get carried away, it's not because of the boasting to sound crass on the surface, it's simply in making the direct correlation.

I can't apologize for being the walking "dick-tionary" of vulgarity that I am, but I know as long as I am, I remain true to myself.

I hope I can continue to post winners and it makes my nuts tingly that you cats leave positive feedback.

Thanks again guys, you're the ones that rock.

Eddie Rebel