The Meat Vendors Tuesday Twosday Sick Love Overture (13-5 on posted shit)

Dudes,

I'm still paying for last night, I'll never drink again under false pretenses. This is of course until Mr. Bacardi continues his merry plan by design for me. Next time, instead of sporting blinders, through real eyes, I'll realize his real lies. Makes sense, right? Of course.

Today was another offday from the set and well needed, the willy needed to de-sore itself. I feel as if a tug-o-war with the third leg was what physically pushed me over the other day.

Allow me to illustrate what makes the world go round. As players we need to win, winning= money= power= self confidence= doing something nice to yourself by doing something nice for the woman in your life= the domination of the pink taco.

In short, defeat the oddsmakers, kill your man, pad your wallet and get some ass out there, life is too short not to bag as many chicks as you can before the Grim Reaper pulls your losing lottery ticket.

Yesterdays recap....

4 teams needed to win Monday, 3 not only lost but sucked dick and took it deep in the ass. Probably no more larger than the Redbirds who graciously accepted a foot of pork with ease for prostate stimulation in the clubhouse afterwards. Not to blow my own horn, that's why there's bitches on this Earth, but the line was just too easy as the oddsmakers were begging for St. Louis coin.

Essentially there are only 4 games on the board with any significant meaning, we all know what they are, who is playing and who is pitching, for me, this is neither here or there...for the moment, I'll come back to this in a moment.

I forgot to mention, hats off to the Tampa Bay Tampons for putting on extra padding for their heavy flow victor against my Yankees.

On with this show...

The oddsmakers have once again fucked u tonight on a line according to the Vendor Database system and it may be a game most are overlooking, but guys it doesn't matter, a win is a win, and this transcends to the previously above aforementioned "stepladder." tonight's journey has landed me in Petco Park. The Cubs always seem to disappoint their legions of fans year after year but people still cheer these fuckers on. The Padres have gone downhill since the 2010 all star game and have little on the wayside to have anybody in San Diego excited about for the future.

Matt Garza takes on Anthony Bass and if anyone takes a close look at the Bassman, there is a striking similarity between he and Lance Bass minus the dick hanging out of his mouth.

Garza is hotter than Erin Andrews leaked peephole video where she's stares aimlessly inside her ass hole. 25 innings picked in the last 3 starts winning all. The Cubs were shut out last night, jetlag from boning the airplane stewardesses I'm certain. More importantly, the Cubs are chalk even during their shitty disappointing season on the road. The Yankees and their lineup are a 2 to 1 dog on the road. How the fuck can this be I ask?

9* Sick Love Overture on the Chicago Cubs specifying Matt Garza or else this fucker is dead.

If your local disallows playing meaningless games meaning easier shut you can win at and only allows the 4 bullshit lined games, then for this evening, take the hapless Boston Red Sux. All the other teams needing to win tonight has had credible line movement.

Again, The Red Sux is the better play out there.

As always my fellow "Love" readers, best of luck,

Eddie Rebel

Would that be 14-5 on posted doo-doo? Thanks Eddie

Great call. O also took Boston.

Cordial,

Wassup bro? Dude, I love California, this is the place to be. Once I leave a scar on Sunset Blvd my dreams will be complete. I was thinking my posting record at present is 15-5 since I advertised both the Cubs and Red Sux with the intended cliche of the "Tuesday Twosday" heading. I'm not in a position to fluff my record to make me look like Superman or anything, I believe in being honest.

Off the subject momentarily, I delivered my infamous "womb stretcher" play for NFL players this past Sunday along with 4 "afterplays" as I referred to them as. I was victorious on all 5 plays, however, the closing line for the Vikings game was 3. I actually had 3.5, should this be considered a win on my part because truthfully I did win, or credit my record as a push based off the closing line? Appreciate your feedback.

No need to quantify your record in my world, the proof is in the "doo-doo"...he he. Yep, I included the BRS in last nights action. Thank you.

Came out to California in the early seventies to go to school, settled and stayed. If you allow it, this state will spoil you...so much to offer.

Again, appreciate your input Eddie.

Rebel, count it as a winner or a push...doesn't matter but for future reference it's probably better to post lines along with pics to aviod this situations.

Thanks guys, I welcome the feedback and once again appreciate it.

Cordial,

When you mention spoiling, trust me dude, not only do I feel blessed, spoiled and submerged out here in the environment, but I haven't encountered an earthquake (yet). Funny, a month ago, I was on a Caribbean cruise out of Miami and had a layover in Washington D.C. several days after the east coast quake and barely made the cruise because of Hurricane Irenes then-location. Guess the point I'm making is that stereotype of the fault lines and shit them folks out east may like to think is you have to taste it before you draw and/or your own conclusions.

Chico,

What's crackin' dude? That's a good idea you mention, and I'll do that starting this week with posting the spreads with my selections to offer to the rest of the guys in the forum an accurate posting record during my title for the future. On the diamonds, I never deal with run lines, it's simply putting out there who you feel will bring home the bacon in the end. It's important for me to be as accurate as possible for crediting my record whether win or lose. Obviously if the L's start stockpiling, I'll need to alter my database.

Again guys, thank you both very much. And if you dabble in the NFL, I've got a bomb to drop on Sunday. Im a numbers guy, and what I see now, though mid-week are the perfect ingredients for my GOY. My database maps back for years, and I've got all the green lights in the world for one of the strongest plays I've ever had my system regurgetat

Shit, this iPhone sometimes sucks, it's too sensitive like a G-spot or something. Anyway, point I was making, I have a strong play on tap this Sunday, so I'm plotting the course thru troubled waters now to get to the point where I can double my profits come Sunday night.

What scares me is when I nail the play and celebrate that night is what I'll get myself into. I tend to do most of these writings from my experiences, good or bad and sometimes off the wall.

For now, let's cash tonight on the diamonds, I'm currently capping the shit.

Eddie,
You are the man. Your write ups are not only backed up by winners, but funny as shit to read. Keep up the great work. One of the best here!! Keep it up brotha

You da bomb! Thank you.

Tru Guru,

Thanks man, much appreciated. Wall Street, 401K's, the lottery, and even bingo are all forms of wagering. For some, it's trying to drive from point A to point B, but sports are where the shit is. I can drink a beer, have a thong removed at the club oh so slowly and get my joint rubbed all while watching my game on TV. Not only do I have a chance to win the game, but live entertainment to boot. If I lose the game, oh well, I still win in the end.

Truth is, I honestly never know what the fuck I'm going to type in here. What I will say is Im not nor will I ever get married, and I've never made any babies. If fertilization occurred around the female voicebox, man I'd have an army of kids. I'm just thankful I've always accidentally pulled out.

Where I'm going with all this is, as much as I respect a family and marriage, it's never been for me. This life I've welcomed with open arms has opened the doors for sports, multiple traveling trips and to decorate my mancave as I see fit. Remember the Meat Vendor database has a clause at the bottom that states, "if you can drive there, it's not a vacation."

I'm not bragging, but what a life I've led. All the shit I write about is all true dude. I think maintaining balance is important for all guys, it's just a matter of that balancing beam you toe. For me, the drug of choice is poon, which is my real job, and sports. That's what keeps me grounded.

Anyway, thanks again dude for the feedback, and let's continue winning.

Varkeyboy,

Wassssup bro? Thank you so much dude. This place just rocks and all you cats play a part in it. I'm just one little spermy swimming in the ejaculate. Lots of great cappers in here, I'm just simply adding my input as I see fit.

Often in life, we encounter situations where we bite our tongues or hold back what we truly want to say, then the birth of the Internet allowed a full circle to situate. Watch where the tongue goes though, cuz remember the only true clinical meaning of an "overbite" is when u taste ass during cunnilingus.

Good luck on your future plays dude and again thanks for the warm welcome.

call me naive (im not at all lol) but i trust what you say when you write it my man. there are a bunch of clowns here who talk a big game but only carry around pennies lol. which is fine by me; its their problem. anyway i can tell you know what your talking about and you know how to LIVE and ENJOY life. my man cave is hopefully coming soon. I am going to have the sickest set up lol- cant wait.. and yes my form of drug is the poon and the green. and of course sports. nothing else nothing more. you remind me of one of my best friends from the way you write- its great.. i know exacly what you mean and how you live your life. great job dude. most wont agree but who the fuck cares! i also am blessed and thankful every day for what i have and how i live..keep doing it big! enjoy the poon! kill the books!
lets continue winning my friend!!!

i think im in love :manwh:

Sooo, Cubs over bet is off, right? Dempster vs. LeBlanc, not Garza vs Bass. Am I missing something?

Coletrain said:

Sooo, Cubs over bet is off, right? Dempster vs. LeBlanc, not Garza vs Bass. Am I missing something?

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Never mind, Just noticed it was from yesterday. This is why I don't post often.