The Meat Vendors Friday Load Dispersement (15-5 on posted Chalupas)

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THE MEAT VENDOR
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Dudes,

It's finally here, like prom night when we were a couple years younger. Excitement brews, stimulation boils over and our hormonal balance rises. Who was supplying the beer? Where was the "afterparty?" Who's getting the rubbers? Will she or won't she? What color lingerie?

All the above questions we all stumbled through the day wondering what the fuck was going to happen that evening. Fast forwarding to present day we now have the ALDS. Friday nights are tailored for a guys night out watching today's first game in Arlington into the late night hours in New York. It's important to have wings, burgers, dogs and beer. It's important to drink too much and win our wager(s), and finally it's especially important to allow ourselves to be picked up by any chick that needs a winner on the night as we all will be come the morning.

NOTE: guys, if all your reduced to at the end of the night are HP's (Hog Pumpers), it's OK, wrap a Twinkie around your dick so she'll at least blow you. For the record, I'm a skinny minny type of preference with the rare exception of that weak moment syndrome.

It's OK to lie to chicks too that you know will just use you, remember, winning is radiant, it gives us confidence, bitches smell that shit like the next shoe store having a 50% off sale. Tell them your name is "Elvis," works everytime for me.

Now that I've laid the groundwork for the evening, I can get to the diamonds.

At first glance of the lines, I felt the total was the best play with Verlander and Sabathia on the bump and their associated ERAs. Running shit into The Meat Vendor database adding subangles for the playoffs, I'm still noticing the total to be on the "low" side. However, what's starting to erect itself like hardened headlights protruding from the mammary glands is a money line off.

Before I discuss this, let me push the pedal to the floor. Few people outside of the New York region are Yankees fans, also, the betting public loves to root for the underdog if they're the fuckers not wagering on the game. Anybody who lives in the state of Michigan will disagree with the end result of my writing.

I've been to both Detroit and New York and let me speak the truth. The craziest and best fans in the world are them "Fucking Bleacher Creatures" hands down. Detroit, you may have the seasons Cy Young winner, but then again so did the Indians back to back years with coincidentally Sabathia and Cliff Lee. Mark Shapiro was the worst GM in the history of diamonds for letting them go, what an ass hole he is.

Verlander faced the Yankees twice this season both times hurling 6 innings giving up 3 runs. Let me rephrase this, he labored in his itch count registering 114 and 127 tosses in that time frame. He didn't win in either contest. CC Sabathia looks like the mirror image of David Wells on the anthill tipping the Blub-O-Meter at about 299 lbs, just a biscuit shy of the 3 mark.

The veteran Yankees will work Verlander tonight making him throw strikes and pitches he doesn't want to throw. I really want to see Granderson go yard tonight against his former team.

It's too fucking easy tonight to take the next Cy winner as a pup, for those who do best of luck. The betting public has acslight lean on Verlander as well, the money line has raised just a little though, how can this be I ask?

Tomorrow you'll know, I had the beer, the afterparty was in my backyard with boxes of flavored condoms with easy chicks that gave it up at will wearing magenta thongs.

Welcome to your prom night guys.

9* Load Dispersement on the New York Yankees specifying Verlander against Sabathia.

As always my fellow sausage deliverers, best of luck,

Eddie Rebel
 

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Actually -- I am from Michigan, and a big Tigers fan. I love your post, and happen to agree with a lot of it! I don't think this is a good situation for the Tigers tonight. I hope I'm wrong!

Best of luck to you with your wagers throughout the playoffs!
 

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Great explanation! This shit cracks me up, always a great read. I'm thinking I will join you for the 9* LOAD DISPERSEMENT!
 

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I too will join in the dispersement...perhaps some load on the rl too. GL to us
 

THE MEAT VENDOR
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Dudes,

Thanks so much for the positive feedback. Very much appreciated. For the record, whenever I wake up, being morning or mid-afternoon depending what I was into the night before or who I was in the night before, nothing is ever scripted. In other words, I never have a clue what the fuck I'm going to type. A certain female co-worker of mine reads all my shit usually in the nude too, God bless her for that. But she has finally accepted ALL men, unless their gay, have some sort of de-generate disease in them linked to sports. This of course gets amplified during playoff time, the BCS games, and March Madness.

Women were put on Earth for child bearing, blowjobs, and menages. Remember, a 3some must include 2 bitches, and that is the height of romance. The Meat Vendor database also includes language that stipulates 2 guys (or more) and 1 chick is a gangbang, just to set the record straight and backbone the concept with theory.

Double J,

What's up dude? Certain teams, cities, players out there, I've taken some shots at. The Motor City Kitties and their organization are not in any of those categories to me. I can respect past trades/signing like Miguel Cabrera, Dontrelle Willis, Victor Martinez, Jhonny Peralta, Kenny Rogers, and Brad Penny to name a few. As previously stated, I've been to Detroit and actually quite a few times for many hockey matches, the casinos, and bowling. Detroit has something very few cities don't offer, an NBA, MLB, NHL, and an NFL team. Watch for that future MLS club in the Silverdome! Who would've thought the Lions to start out 3-0? At least during the probable NBA strike, you cats have the Red Wings to fall back on.

For most, we want our hometown teams to slay the dragons when it counts. If the Tigers were continuing in the playoffs against the talents of whatever the Indians throw out on the field, your winning streak would continue. The problem here is the Yankees offense along with Sabathia in Yankees Stadium during the playoffs. 4 items that together are like epoxy.

Speaking of which, epoxy has a colorful meaning to it for me. A certain chick I worked with last week described my nut butter as "epoxy" going down. Should I change my diet....fuck no! I like being me.

Anyways dude, I wish you the best of luck on your wagers and congrats for the Lions and the success thus far of the Tigers, I just think against any other team, they'd grab a W tonight.

Varkeyboy,

Hey bro,

How's the Windy City dude? Will that town recover without Ozzie? Is that Erin Andrews you have there? Like all you cats, I've watched Erin on ESPN long enough to realize that she's a piece of ass. When I watched her on dancing with the stars a year an a half ago, I felt she needed to perform the bonedance with my little Eddie of course. Man, I'm getting way off the subject again...

Thanks for the response dude, good luck and let's grab game 1 with the stripes!

Moocow,

What's crackin' dude? This shit is going on right in your backyard! I haven't been this jealous since I watched a black dude yank his pants down on set. Fuck the Jersey Shore re-runs tonight, all roads lead to the Yanks. I'll admit I'm not a big run line fan, but, the proper ingredients are there for u to get some positive coin back on your investment. Ballsy move on your part if you do, but good luck bro on doing so!

Fear The Raven,

How's it going dude? I wish I could've been in Camden Yards the other night when the O's knocked the Red Sux dicks right in the dirt in the bottom of the 9th. Too bad this will no doubt cost Francona his job though, I do admire him, he's a winner. I was a big Baltimore Blast fan of the old MISL and that region is such a hotbed for soccer. Talk to the Ravens organization and sign Ray Lewis to a 20 year contract, never let that fucker go, few times anymore in this day and age have an athlete with his talent as the face of not only a franchise but a city spend their entire career there with that kind of determination. Ray Lewis is a winner, it's amazing how the former Browns bolt Cleveland and eventually win a super bowl, you just got to love it being a resident in the Baltimore area.

Once again guys, thanks so much and the utmost best of luck on your wagers tonight, throughout the playoffs, and all future endeavors.

Eddie Rebel
 

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