Dudes,
After laying the foundation for what was suppose to be a winner by my Yankees, mother nature pissed on plans. My selection was cancelled by the casino, rendering my posting record in tact where it still sits.
Yesterday was a huge day on the set, new chicks to "inspect," party trays amass and 3 scenes. Work is work, I never had the time to cap, but then again, when one plays in "the Garden of Eden," certain things just take more precedence than others. I'll accept this for now.
A recap...
Congrats to those feisty Steve Irwin murderers for claiming home field advantage from the former Washington Senators. In addition to English Lit, I also majored in History at a certain SEC school back in the day, along with Procrastination 101 just to set the record straight.
Is Mr. Moore the diamond in the ruff the Rays can jack off to, or simply a slinger that has knocked off two of the best offenses in the league? Have the scouts caught up to his shit or not? It's that that he just won these games, this fucker dominated both times on the road, congrats to the Tampons for having faith on a rookie and for those who cashed Friday night gaining a nice money line hit with the pup.
The Motor City Kitties best chances of winning their series with the Cashman Crew seemingly will come if AJ Burnett starts games 2-4. Obviously this will never happen as Ivan Nova was able to complete what I said would happen Friday the day after. Too bad for the Tigers they will see Sabathia again, but next time he'll be more vulnerable in Detroit.
The Phillies. Expectations aren't just higher than a Georgia Pine for Charlies Angels, they're expected to win the series. So, just by winning the division and making the playoffs, this has become like the walk from your bedroom to the toilet every morning to take a leak. The Phillies consider the regular season as foreplay, with them on the giving end. Now, it's time to fuck, time will tell how long their stamina remains.
The Suds and Snakes. I left this one for last as I travel into today's not one, but two selections.
Odds are Prince Fielder will be shopping his talents in the offseason. Please Prince, if you're reading this, don't go west and compete against me! The Beers know either they take a loan out and borrow coin from Aaron Rodgers or they may just lose him. Fortunately, the Red Sux and The Yankees already have first basemen wrapped up, so the Prince Payday may be slightly cheaper than past practices have indicated. The Brew Crews best odds of keeping him are to get St least to the Series. To do so, it will be thru Hall and Oates' hometown.
On with this show...
Continuing forward, we have Daniel Hudson on the bump taking on 16 game winner Zack Greinke. The Meat Vendor database sees a slightly higher line in this game on the surface, what's glaring is the former Cy's winning streak in Miller Park. He's a perfect 11-0 this year. Since history repeats itself with a 100% subangle, the line jumps to about a 250 chalk with him on the anthill. Considerably off from what the oddsmakers have out there. Also, the Vendor database recognizes the Brewers home record, best in the majors this year.
And let's mention the fact the state of Wisconsin must feel like John Holmes about ready to nail any bitch that came within his telephone pole. The Badgers improved their perfection by shucking the 'Huskers last night, a nice welcome mat laid out to the big-10 for them and will represent the conference in the big-10 BCS game, yes, you heard it here first! All the Groundhogs need is somebody to knock off them fucking Sooners. Boise St anybody?
And what about the Cheeseheads? They're perfect like a 3some with Brittney and Christina.
Congratulations Wisconsin, Bart Starr and Brett Favre are proud of you fuckers.
The Meat Vendor database also shows something off today in the Redbirds/Phillies game. The Phillies lead ace, Halladay has had a habit of his totals going over, while his teammate, Brother of Bruce, Cliff has had a nasty habit of keeping unders in check. The posted total of 7 doesn't scare the Meat Vendor database as we see about 5 runs being scored. Chris Carpenter needs to take a shit before the game and return to his former self if the Cards stand any chance of ruining the Phillies postseason run.
And this is why I love America, the NFL, MLB playoffs, 3 nuts yesterday and a breezy day in California come together like a nice joint.
8* MLB selections on the Milwaukee Brewers specifying Zack Greinke as the Suds' hurler or else this play is rendered void.
8* on St Louis/Philadelphia under 7.
As always my fellow cocksauce givers, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
After laying the foundation for what was suppose to be a winner by my Yankees, mother nature pissed on plans. My selection was cancelled by the casino, rendering my posting record in tact where it still sits.
Yesterday was a huge day on the set, new chicks to "inspect," party trays amass and 3 scenes. Work is work, I never had the time to cap, but then again, when one plays in "the Garden of Eden," certain things just take more precedence than others. I'll accept this for now.
A recap...
Congrats to those feisty Steve Irwin murderers for claiming home field advantage from the former Washington Senators. In addition to English Lit, I also majored in History at a certain SEC school back in the day, along with Procrastination 101 just to set the record straight.
Is Mr. Moore the diamond in the ruff the Rays can jack off to, or simply a slinger that has knocked off two of the best offenses in the league? Have the scouts caught up to his shit or not? It's that that he just won these games, this fucker dominated both times on the road, congrats to the Tampons for having faith on a rookie and for those who cashed Friday night gaining a nice money line hit with the pup.
The Motor City Kitties best chances of winning their series with the Cashman Crew seemingly will come if AJ Burnett starts games 2-4. Obviously this will never happen as Ivan Nova was able to complete what I said would happen Friday the day after. Too bad for the Tigers they will see Sabathia again, but next time he'll be more vulnerable in Detroit.
The Phillies. Expectations aren't just higher than a Georgia Pine for Charlies Angels, they're expected to win the series. So, just by winning the division and making the playoffs, this has become like the walk from your bedroom to the toilet every morning to take a leak. The Phillies consider the regular season as foreplay, with them on the giving end. Now, it's time to fuck, time will tell how long their stamina remains.
The Suds and Snakes. I left this one for last as I travel into today's not one, but two selections.
Odds are Prince Fielder will be shopping his talents in the offseason. Please Prince, if you're reading this, don't go west and compete against me! The Beers know either they take a loan out and borrow coin from Aaron Rodgers or they may just lose him. Fortunately, the Red Sux and The Yankees already have first basemen wrapped up, so the Prince Payday may be slightly cheaper than past practices have indicated. The Brew Crews best odds of keeping him are to get St least to the Series. To do so, it will be thru Hall and Oates' hometown.
On with this show...
Continuing forward, we have Daniel Hudson on the bump taking on 16 game winner Zack Greinke. The Meat Vendor database sees a slightly higher line in this game on the surface, what's glaring is the former Cy's winning streak in Miller Park. He's a perfect 11-0 this year. Since history repeats itself with a 100% subangle, the line jumps to about a 250 chalk with him on the anthill. Considerably off from what the oddsmakers have out there. Also, the Vendor database recognizes the Brewers home record, best in the majors this year.
And let's mention the fact the state of Wisconsin must feel like John Holmes about ready to nail any bitch that came within his telephone pole. The Badgers improved their perfection by shucking the 'Huskers last night, a nice welcome mat laid out to the big-10 for them and will represent the conference in the big-10 BCS game, yes, you heard it here first! All the Groundhogs need is somebody to knock off them fucking Sooners. Boise St anybody?
And what about the Cheeseheads? They're perfect like a 3some with Brittney and Christina.
Congratulations Wisconsin, Bart Starr and Brett Favre are proud of you fuckers.
The Meat Vendor database also shows something off today in the Redbirds/Phillies game. The Phillies lead ace, Halladay has had a habit of his totals going over, while his teammate, Brother of Bruce, Cliff has had a nasty habit of keeping unders in check. The posted total of 7 doesn't scare the Meat Vendor database as we see about 5 runs being scored. Chris Carpenter needs to take a shit before the game and return to his former self if the Cards stand any chance of ruining the Phillies postseason run.
And this is why I love America, the NFL, MLB playoffs, 3 nuts yesterday and a breezy day in California come together like a nice joint.
8* MLB selections on the Milwaukee Brewers specifying Zack Greinke as the Suds' hurler or else this play is rendered void.
8* on St Louis/Philadelphia under 7.
As always my fellow cocksauce givers, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
