Dudes,
At times I venture into the realms of the unknown, at will to disclose keen information. Today outlines no exception or apologies on my part. I'd like to indicate as fair warning, today's subject matter to e nothing more as instructional, sort of like the how to video from Nina Hartley on better cunnilingus.
Tropicana Field is the home of the Tampa Bay Rays. I've referred in past posts about them as being either The Tampons or Steve Irwins murderers. In either case I'm a Yankees fan, so when it comes to injecting the essential ingredients for post establishment and choice selection, it remains crucial to be bias on my part.
This is about winning, and favorite team(s) are ultimately the ones I win with over the long haul on a consistent basis.
Yesterdays recap...
I was victor when the Suds drank the Snakes under the table, one thing that surprised me was the runs scored. What's ever so appearing are these fuckers that ruled the regular season with ERAs and WHIPs, and at playoff time, are giving up the the goods quicker than Jessica Simpson in a Cowboys locker room.
I tasted the cyanide tainted look-aid with 2 bucks of quarters in my pocket on the Redbirds/Phillies under however. Two talented slingers (Carpenter and Lee) both under achieved in their efforts of hurling as the game was decided by the pens.
Let's face it, what Halliday did last year with his no-hitter will be a long time mimicked in the post season. I've now tweaked The Meat Vendor database for this time of the year to incorporate these findings.
So what do we know? Verlander squared off against Sabathia Friday night in The Bronx for 9 or 10 outs depending on which way you care to view things with Sabathia as the chalk of about 130. Tonight we find the opposite with their series tied with this being played in Michigan. Interesting I would say, same starters, roughly the same line ups. To me, this is the same same chick blowing you, just a different locale.
We also know The Yankees are designed to "outslug" the opposition, pitching has never been their forte, I.e., AJ Burnett as their number 2 starter opening the season.
3 of the 4 series have now gone back to the dogs hometown as these pups have claimed "home field advantage."
We still know today, being Monday, and the first game of the week for most, it's important to kickoff the week in a winning effort prior to engaging in the late diamonds contest and/or the other hapless game taking place in Tamponville this evening.
Moving ahead... Rangers/Rays. What appears on paper as a Rangers 3-1 series victor has taken a different turn with the Rays upset in game 1. The oddsmakers are aware of this, thus making the current line more "true" to where 2 playoff teams should be in accordance to the numbers. The surface look says the total is off in this contest, but playing in Arlington presents a more humid effect. The contrarian in me says 77% of the public is on the over, that high a percentage for a playoff game is enough to make a hard dick turn into a wet noodle.
Motown... Both teams number one starters at it again like 2 bitches in a cat fight. What's notable again to me is the total with my newness in the tweaked database as above mentioned earlier in my writings.
I'm aggressive very early in the week to maximize profits and play with house money as we enter football this weekend.
9* on Texas Rangers/Tampa Bay Rays under 8
9* on New York Yankees/Detroit Tigers over 7.
The Kotex Clogger, Mr. Lewis in this case will perform in stellar form.
As always my fellow parters of the Meat Flaps, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
At times I venture into the realms of the unknown, at will to disclose keen information. Today outlines no exception or apologies on my part. I'd like to indicate as fair warning, today's subject matter to e nothing more as instructional, sort of like the how to video from Nina Hartley on better cunnilingus.
Tropicana Field is the home of the Tampa Bay Rays. I've referred in past posts about them as being either The Tampons or Steve Irwins murderers. In either case I'm a Yankees fan, so when it comes to injecting the essential ingredients for post establishment and choice selection, it remains crucial to be bias on my part.
This is about winning, and favorite team(s) are ultimately the ones I win with over the long haul on a consistent basis.
Yesterdays recap...
I was victor when the Suds drank the Snakes under the table, one thing that surprised me was the runs scored. What's ever so appearing are these fuckers that ruled the regular season with ERAs and WHIPs, and at playoff time, are giving up the the goods quicker than Jessica Simpson in a Cowboys locker room.
I tasted the cyanide tainted look-aid with 2 bucks of quarters in my pocket on the Redbirds/Phillies under however. Two talented slingers (Carpenter and Lee) both under achieved in their efforts of hurling as the game was decided by the pens.
Let's face it, what Halliday did last year with his no-hitter will be a long time mimicked in the post season. I've now tweaked The Meat Vendor database for this time of the year to incorporate these findings.
So what do we know? Verlander squared off against Sabathia Friday night in The Bronx for 9 or 10 outs depending on which way you care to view things with Sabathia as the chalk of about 130. Tonight we find the opposite with their series tied with this being played in Michigan. Interesting I would say, same starters, roughly the same line ups. To me, this is the same same chick blowing you, just a different locale.
We also know The Yankees are designed to "outslug" the opposition, pitching has never been their forte, I.e., AJ Burnett as their number 2 starter opening the season.
3 of the 4 series have now gone back to the dogs hometown as these pups have claimed "home field advantage."
We still know today, being Monday, and the first game of the week for most, it's important to kickoff the week in a winning effort prior to engaging in the late diamonds contest and/or the other hapless game taking place in Tamponville this evening.
Moving ahead... Rangers/Rays. What appears on paper as a Rangers 3-1 series victor has taken a different turn with the Rays upset in game 1. The oddsmakers are aware of this, thus making the current line more "true" to where 2 playoff teams should be in accordance to the numbers. The surface look says the total is off in this contest, but playing in Arlington presents a more humid effect. The contrarian in me says 77% of the public is on the over, that high a percentage for a playoff game is enough to make a hard dick turn into a wet noodle.
Motown... Both teams number one starters at it again like 2 bitches in a cat fight. What's notable again to me is the total with my newness in the tweaked database as above mentioned earlier in my writings.
I'm aggressive very early in the week to maximize profits and play with house money as we enter football this weekend.
9* on Texas Rangers/Tampa Bay Rays under 8
9* on New York Yankees/Detroit Tigers over 7.
The Kotex Clogger, Mr. Lewis in this case will perform in stellar form.
As always my fellow parters of the Meat Flaps, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
