Dudes,
Tonight's journey once again takes me back to Commerica Park. This is fond memories for me, as a child with a gleaming eye, I wanted to fuck all the Spice Girls. Although, I couldn't stand whatever the fuck came out of their mouths, I knew their mouths were put on the rest if their bodies for a better purpose.
So what is the correlation here? Simple, the third different piece of ass I had in my life was in Michigan, and she was a redhead like Ginger Spice, and she was the best, but what did I know as a kid? Therefore, Michigan did for me what I'm about to do for them.
The Wolverines, the Lions, the Spartans upset at the Shoe last Saturday, the Red Wings about to kick off their season. Michigan has become the Woody of Woodies out there in the world of sports. Wisconsin may have a different opinion though.
Yesterdays recap...
A great night going 2-0.
Verlander was jacking off on the bump. Jeter fans to end the game and Young once again goes yard for the Kitties. The Rangers hang on in Tampaville and ultimately end the Rays season a little more than an hour ago.
The march ahead...
AJ Burnett takes on Rick Porcello with the cats opening as a slight chalk. Once again, I question why the oddsmakers would put out such a bullshit line. Tigers lead the series 2-1, it's do or die for the Stripes tonight, this the whole world knows. Porcello is a middle of the rotation starter while AJ Burn-it, was supposed to be the number 2 slinger behind the Sabathia.
As the bra slowly gets removed...
While I disagree with this decision, Phil Hughes should be starting, look for Jumpin' Joe to have a shorter stick than Brad Pitt tonight.
Or...
AJ Burnett sucks dick, enough said. iPhone dying here, I must wrap this shit up.
The line has moved too fucking much in one direction. It's with great displeasure my Yankees will suck the defeat of The Tiger Shlongs.
I don't like meatloaf, I don't like downing the Yankees and I don't like lasting longer than 3 minutes in the sack in my personal life.
8* Meatloaf Insertion Inertia on the Detroit Tigers.
As always my fellow dong drivers of the elite, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
Ok, as the bra gets ripped from her body
Tonight's journey once again takes me back to Commerica Park. This is fond memories for me, as a child with a gleaming eye, I wanted to fuck all the Spice Girls. Although, I couldn't stand whatever the fuck came out of their mouths, I knew their mouths were put on the rest if their bodies for a better purpose.
So what is the correlation here? Simple, the third different piece of ass I had in my life was in Michigan, and she was a redhead like Ginger Spice, and she was the best, but what did I know as a kid? Therefore, Michigan did for me what I'm about to do for them.
The Wolverines, the Lions, the Spartans upset at the Shoe last Saturday, the Red Wings about to kick off their season. Michigan has become the Woody of Woodies out there in the world of sports. Wisconsin may have a different opinion though.
Yesterdays recap...
A great night going 2-0.
Verlander was jacking off on the bump. Jeter fans to end the game and Young once again goes yard for the Kitties. The Rangers hang on in Tampaville and ultimately end the Rays season a little more than an hour ago.
The march ahead...
AJ Burnett takes on Rick Porcello with the cats opening as a slight chalk. Once again, I question why the oddsmakers would put out such a bullshit line. Tigers lead the series 2-1, it's do or die for the Stripes tonight, this the whole world knows. Porcello is a middle of the rotation starter while AJ Burn-it, was supposed to be the number 2 slinger behind the Sabathia.
As the bra slowly gets removed...
While I disagree with this decision, Phil Hughes should be starting, look for Jumpin' Joe to have a shorter stick than Brad Pitt tonight.
Or...
AJ Burnett sucks dick, enough said. iPhone dying here, I must wrap this shit up.
The line has moved too fucking much in one direction. It's with great displeasure my Yankees will suck the defeat of The Tiger Shlongs.
I don't like meatloaf, I don't like downing the Yankees and I don't like lasting longer than 3 minutes in the sack in my personal life.
8* Meatloaf Insertion Inertia on the Detroit Tigers.
As always my fellow dong drivers of the elite, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
Ok, as the bra gets ripped from her body
