alright guys, the Tico bashing ends today

NES · Oct 4, 2011

...because now I am one. Maybe my Rx buddies can fill me in on some of my newly aquired rights as a Tico.

barman · Oct 4, 2011

Is your pecker any bigger once you're an Official T?

Just askin' because if so, I might finally have found the answer to All My Prayers

ps....SheBar insists that I'm "just fine" in that area, but you gotta remember that her religious heritage has perhaps exposed her to some below average numbers during her PreBarman years

barman · Oct 4, 2011

Oh, I did just snap to the fact that Official Ts enjoy carne mechada like pretty much whenever they want

wolfie_cr · Oct 4, 2011

NES said:
...because now I am one. Maybe my Rx buddies can fill me in on some of my newly aquired rights as a Tico.

get a car (or ask a friend of yours for one) drive up to 81 kph in front of those marvelous cameras, then you can go to cosevi and get in the line

I have to ask , are you joining us as resident?? or as citizen?? your rights? or obligations depend on that

VIEJODINOSAUR · Oct 4, 2011

You have always been a Tico...what's the news?

NES · Oct 4, 2011

full blown ciudano as of hoy

NES · Oct 4, 2011

Was it a coincidence that today was the first day I have been late to my job in over 9 months?

Betallsports · Oct 5, 2011

It's going to be pretty hard to find, " What do you get when you Cross a redneck and tico" Jokes @)

wolfie_cr · Oct 5, 2011

NES said:
full blown ciudano as of hoy

<rant> then you get to join us in 2014 when we vote for the same IDIOTS who continue to overtax us , underdeliver and get juicy benefits from sucking the blood of out anyone who is "barely productive" or better........</rant>

barman · Oct 5, 2011

NES said:
Was it a coincidence that today was the first day I have been late to my job in over 9 months?

Careful with those "Once every 9 months" cycles......Dylan Frampton will have herself un hermano paquito....

steaktartar · Oct 5, 2011

this is something

steaktartar · Oct 5, 2011

you can now take pride sitting next to a lady with a chicken on the bus

NES · Oct 5, 2011

barman said:
un hermano paquito....

Gringos

ointer:

barman · Oct 5, 2011

okay, okay...."menor"

I've been trying to reduce cheating and not use the English/Spanish translator gimmick

SampS · Oct 5, 2011

Seriously Nes, you've always been Tico in my book.

But just to make it official we should get together at my third cousins house and drink controbando, listen to loud music while watching amazing CR soccer. When that commercial comes on with the music and they talk about god and stuff, we'll be extra nice to each other before we go out and rob someone on the street for a pair of $2 sunglasses.

Just kidding, congrats buddy! :toast:

SampS · Oct 5, 2011

wolfie_cr said:
<rant> then you get to join us in 2014 when we vote for the same IDIOTS who continue to overtax us , underdeliver and get juicy benefits from sucking the blood of out anyone who is "barely productive" or better........</rant>

Wow, you've come full circle, lol

wolfie_cr · Oct 5, 2011

S&S said:
Wow, you've come full circle, lol

how come? I dont ever recall me saying that the politicians in charge were competent, had innovative ideas or had any sort of business sense or ethics

if you find a post where I said THAT....then I owe you an........APOLOGY

ivyconniver · Oct 5, 2011

That's certainly not exclusive to CR!

Phonebook · Oct 6, 2011

Feel free to piss on the toilet seat.

Feel free to only paint the front of your house.

Feel free to listen to music that all sounds the same.

Feel free to bone your cousins with no remorse or guilt.

Feel free to throw your trash on the street.

Feel free to shake your car when you are filling it up at the gas station.

Chorizo - I am suprised that this one wasn't on the test to become tico.

Turn a blind eye to hookers and blow running your country into the ground.

I will come back after I finish this delicious cupcake that was just delivered by my secretary.

pura vida

AdamSelene · Oct 6, 2011

Phonebook said:
Turn a blind eye to hookers and blow running your country into the ground.

Hookers, blow and Gringos are the only things holding this economy up. The politocos and U.S. DOJ are trying to run the country into the ground.

alright guys, the Tico bashing ends today

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