I think my waitress at the Olive Garden on Friday night was born yesterday! You will love this!!!!

Kevy · Oct 8, 2011

I go out to dinner at Olive Garden on Friday night. At the end of dinner
my waitress brings me the check. I count out some bills that really left
her a very nice tip. She comes back to pick up the check and I tell her to
"keep the change". She comes back a couple minutes later and sets down
some cash and takes some coins and starts to walk off. She was literally
only going to keep the change..........as in the coins. I then say "hey this is
yours" (motioning to the cash which was supposed to be her tip that she left).
She then walks back to the table and picks up the cash and looks at me and my
date sorta strange and walks off. I laughed so hard for like fifteen minutes that
my sides hurt and my eyes were watering.

:laugh:

The Sports Scientist · Oct 8, 2011

Kevy said:
I go out to dinner at Olive Garden on Friday night. At the end of dinner
my waitress brings me the check. I count out some bills that really left
her a very nice tip. She comes back to pick up the check and I tell her to
"keep the change". She comes back a couple minutes later and sets down
some cash and takes some coins and starts to walk off. She was literally
only going to keep the change..........as in the coins. I then say "hey this is
yours" (motioning to the cash which was supposed to be her tip that she left).
She then walks back to the table and picks up the cash and looks at me and my
date sorta strange and walks off. I laughed so hard for like fifteen minutes that
my sides hurt and my eyes were watering.

could be she was thrown off by how large the tip was and didnt want to overstep. she probably gets stiffed on tips all the time.

hosnatcher · Oct 8, 2011

Your date was kinda an oxymoron. On one hand you take your date a cheap place like Olive Garden (Never ending pasta bowl perhaps?). On the other hand you tip the waitress generously. Your date is probably confused as what your intentions are. Next date take her to an expensive fish and seafood house and order a cheeseburger and fries.

Bruins4Life · Oct 8, 2011

Guessing some guys still need to buy a date , while others have game.

ensign_lee · Oct 8, 2011

wtf? you guys are douches. He was sharing a funny story and you bash him for taking a date to olive garden. Oi

Anyway, funny story.

kidman232 · Oct 8, 2011

a few guys on this site will not stand for the bashing of THE oliver garden

CowboyT · Oct 8, 2011

Funny story.

And screw all you guys who don't know that "The OG" is the shit. Never ending breadsticks and salad - forget about it.

Doug · Oct 8, 2011

How much were the amounts here ?

VegasJogger · Oct 8, 2011

HAHA thats a good story. I bet the look on her face was priceless

HarryCaray · Oct 8, 2011

hosnatcher said:
Your date was kinda an oxymoron. On one hand you take your date a cheap place like Olive Garden (Never ending pasta bowl perhaps?). On the other hand you tip the waitress generously. Your date is probably confused as what your intentions are. Next date take her to an expensive fish and seafood house and order a cheeseburger and fries.

And stiff the waiter on the tip...hahaha

Doug · Oct 8, 2011

If the bill was $23.15 and you gave $30 and said keep the change and she brings back $6.85 and takes the .85....that's unbelievably funny. It must be one innocent girl on her first day on the job. If you gave $100, you wouldn't say keep the change, and if you did they would.

gmenknicks · Oct 8, 2011

Olive Garden was where i took every girl i banged that was worth being seen with in public....its 1 thing to bad mouth me or the slam pig i had for that night but i will be damned if i sit here and allow olive garden trashing on my watch

gmenknicks · Oct 8, 2011

on a funny related note when i was in the Marines we had a old war Vet come in and tell us a pretty amazing survival story...when he finished one of the stupidest, mental midgets in our platoon stood up and asked him "did you survive"?? the Vet just stood there not knowing ow to react until the whole room exploded in laughter...

the kid who asked was not joking

JakeT. · Oct 8, 2011

hosnatcher said:
Your date was kinda an oxymoron. On one hand you take your date a cheap place like Olive Garden (Never ending pasta bowl perhaps?). On the other hand you tip the waitress generously. Your date is probably confused as what your intentions are. Next date take her to an expensive fish and seafood house and order a cheeseburger and fries.

Bitches love Olive Garden.

JakeT. · Oct 8, 2011

gmenknicks said:
olive garden was where i took every girl i banged that was worth being seen with in public....its 1 thing to bad mouth me or the slam pig i had for that night but i will be damned if i sit here and allow olive garden trashing on my watch

yes!

Kevy · Oct 8, 2011

Doug said:
If the bill was $23.15 and you gave $30 and said keep the change and she brings back $6.85 and takes the .85....that's unbelievably funny. It must be one innocent girl on her first day on the job. If you gave $100, you wouldn't say keep the change, and if you did they would.

Thank God someone (Doug--a veteran Poster and voice of reason) got the point:think2:

Her tip (the amount when I said "keep the change") was like $12.80 ish.............she comes back to the table, opens the the leather pouch/folder thing, takes the coins out, puts them in her pocket/apron, sets the leather pouch/folder thing down with the $12 in it, and starts to walk off. Then I have to quickly as I'm in a state of f*cking awe and disbelief let this genius know that she's leaving part of what is her TIP.........because for whatever reason she thinks the term "keep the change" literally means keep only the coins/pocket change.

Kevy · Oct 8, 2011

It was raining last night too..........I am glad that I did not make a comment like "it's raining cats and dogs out there tonight" otherwise this waitress might have called the Humane Society or went oustside looking for a f*cking Kitten.

:laugh:

ALSportsJunkie · Oct 8, 2011

Olive Garden ain't that bad...of all the chain restaurants in that demographic it is probably my favorite.

Kevy · Oct 8, 2011

After reviewing the thread I seen a couple others besides Doug also got the point.

On a side note.......Olive Garden is good for a national chain type of place. I am more
of an Outback Steakhouse and also Stanfords fan when it comes to places like that.

Dante · Oct 8, 2011

where is JAKET to weight in on this... he goes religiously , no joke 2 times a week to olive garden... guy is addicted

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