I just got busted so bad

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

Sunday night i was watching football from 1 to about 930 at the bar and a friend of mine suggests watching the rest of the late game at a strip club...so we go and i was fucked up and they gave a receipt for 1 of the beers i ordered and i crumpled it up and put it in my pocket...

well wife just texts me a pic of the receipt and tells me i am caught....

this really sucks...gonna have to go home and face that music in about 20 minutes...##)##)##)

Jstack34 · Oct 27, 2011

Why are you getting in trouble here?

CujoLatte · Oct 27, 2011

Moral of the story....................... Do your own wash you lazy bastard!

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

CujoLatte said:
Moral of the story....................... Do your own wash you lazy bastard!

hahahaha...indeed !!

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

Jstack34 said:
Why are you getting in trouble here?

only bc i lied about it...she asked me when i got home where i was the whole time...i could have told her exaclty what actually happened and been ok..just didnt feel like it at the moment...that was stupid

C.P. · Oct 27, 2011

Your all good...NOW...if it showed..20...beers...15 bottles of Dom(or whatever)...then maybe...

your fucked..

just a little white lie....should be fine..

otherwise...go take her on I-75....gator alley...you know the rest...j/k...

Seymour · Oct 27, 2011

Tell the whole story - u banged one of the girls - people don't understand strip clubs in South Florida r unlike the rest of the country - they r brothels - I've met escorts from Vegas who came to work in the clubs here becuz there's more money - what club did u go to?

aceduecetrey · Oct 27, 2011

Seymour said:
Tell the whole story - u banged one of the girls - people don't understand strip clubs in South Florida r unlike the rest of the country - they r brothels - I've met escorts from Vegas who came to work in the clubs here becuz there's more money - what club did u go to?

Thee Dollhouse is still to this day the best time I have ever had in a strip club and it happened each and every time I went there!

The Sports Scientist · Oct 27, 2011

I dont see why you dont just come clean here so to speak

Tell her you lied in the first place because you didnt want her to get mad, its the truth

then tell her what really happened at the strip club, which is nothing

of course you blame it on one of your friends because they pressured you into it

whats the big deal here, sack up

Dante · Oct 27, 2011

CujoLatte said:
Moral of the story....................... Do your own wash you lazy bastard!

amen!!!

kidman232 · Oct 27, 2011

i dont get why one would go to a strip club to watch football games. rather go to strip clubs to see the naked chicks or stay at a bar and focus on the game. seems your way you are half assing both at best

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

Seymour said:
Tell the whole story - u banged one of the girls - people don't understand strip clubs in South Florida r unlike the rest of the country - they r brothels - I've met escorts from Vegas who came to work in the clubs here becuz there's more money - what club did u go to?

we were at shitty ass Booby Trap.. generally your 1000% right...its thunderdome in south FL strip clubs and believe me i have seen it all at these places from cheetah to scarletts and back again.....BUT thiss time i really was only there for a couple of minutes

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

The Sports Scientist said:
I dont see why you dont just come clean here so to speak

Tell her you lied in the first place because you didnt want her to get mad, its the truth

then tell her what really happened at the strip club, which is nothing

of course you blame it on one of your friends because they pressured you into it

whats the big deal here, sack up

oh i just did that word for word....i am not really worried at all just going to have to deal with a mad wife for a couple of days and the trust factor will drop for a few but im cool....she stormed out but it will calm down later

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

kidman232 said:
i dont get why one would go to a strip club to watch football games. rather go to strip clubs to see the naked chicks or stay at a bar and focus on the game. seems your way you are half assing both at best

again South FL stip clubs are very different from what you might be used too..some of thes places rival the best sports bars for football watching...and this was after i had watched in a regular bar for about 10 hours...we just wanted a little change of scenery...down here you can just tell the girls to stay away if you want and they will leave yuo alone to watch sports....

The Sports Scientist · Oct 27, 2011

cool, good luck man

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

we think exactly alike sports scientist...yiu would make an excellent wing man sir

Seymour · Oct 27, 2011

Don't be talking shit about Booby Trap

gmenknicks · Oct 27, 2011

Seymour said:
Don't be talking shit about Booby Trap

hahahhah..your right...its about 1 notch above my all time favorite....body shop

celticGreen+ · Oct 27, 2011

Funny story. Having never been in a relationship where my girl would do my laundry, this might save me in the future

thank you sir.

quantumleap · Oct 27, 2011

aceduecetrey said:
Thee Dollhouse is still to this day the best time I have ever had in a strip club and it happened each and every time I went there!

"The Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale. Girls, girls, girls!"
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