1 thing i hate about cold weather....

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Is sitting on a cold toilet seat in the morning.

I need to look into a cloth seat or something with fabric.
 

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Or a heated toilet seat. They do make those - they will even spray your ass off for you. Great for folks with hemmhroids.
 

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aLWAYS SEND THE WOMAN TO WARM IT UP. NEVER BE THE HEATER. LET HER BE THE HEATER
 

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You don't want anything fabric near a toilet. Fuck those stupid fluffy cover things people like my mother put on the turlet lids, you can't even put the seat up without holding it while you piss.

Those cut out rugs for around the turlet are awful as well.

I guess a heated seat must work on a battery ? I can't really see an electrical cord on a seat.
 

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Put a heater/fan directly above the toilet - had one in the last place I lived. Turn it on when you walk in and it shoots warm air down on you. It's not as ideal as a heated seat, but it's a heck of a lot Less expensive.
 

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actually Archie bunker thought of this back in the 70's....

He had a name for it, too....

The Bunker bun warmer !
 

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One thing I like about the cold weather though, he always takes into account the clapping fans, fat/slow players, and most importantly the poon-factor.
 

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Stand up and pee like a man..

jmho

gl
 

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