You've come a long way, Dante. It wasn't too long ago that you were scared of going to prison for betting $50 on the Steelers. Now you just need to find a good mob-associated bookie and you will have come full-circle.
There's got to be a way for a bunch of us to "move" to Canada. We need somebody to offer a service where they do a PO Box Drop, help us to get a Canadian bank account going to that Canada PO Box, then all we need is to VPN into a server in Canada and go "out" from there.
Gotta be worth a few hundred bucks. Bank account setup may require us to travel to Canada to set it up, but after that there's some money to be made by somebody if they offer this 'mailing' service to US Residents.