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    'Jihad': Baby With Controversial Name Is The Heaviest Born In Germany First Posted: 11/28/11 12:06 PM ET Updated: 11/28/11 12:13 PM ET Elfi Yaghi, 40, gave birth to her 14th child in Berlin last Friday -- and gave him a name that's raising a few eyebrows: Jihad. The Islamic term is associated with the Muslim crusade against the west, the Daily Mail reports. More specifically, it means:
    "A holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty."
    The name also means "struggle," and as Jezebel points out, that's probably what the boy will face growing up with that name. (Not because of any religious connotation, Jezebel adds.) According to the Daily Mail, Yaghi has yet to explain why she chose the name.
    Jihad's name isn't the only reason he's making headlines. Weighing in at 13 pounds, he's reportedly the heaviest baby ever born in Germany. And despite his massive size, his mom (who weighs 528 pounds) insisted on a vaginal birth, Dr. Wolfgang Henrich told the Local.
    "We usually advise mothers carrying a child with an estimated weight of more than 4.5 kilos to opt for a caesarean section to avoid complications," he said.
    Luckily, the birth was without complication, the Local reports. Giving birth to a big baby is nothing new for Yaghi -- four of Jihad's thirteen siblings were over 11 pounds at birth. That's right, she now has fourteen children, weighs over 500 pounds herself and named her son Jihad.
    And, though he now holds the record for biggest baby born in Germany, he certainly isn't the heaviest newborn ever. In 1879, Ann Bates of Canada gave birth to a 23 pound, 12 ounce baby, setting (and holding) the record, ABC reports.
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    You could have easily replaced "Germany" with "Florida" and no one would have raised an eyebrow.
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    Jihad Yaghi has a pretty good ring to it actually. Now did she go with the Jihad spelling or something a little more unique like Geehaad or Giihod?
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    That was the real woman corresponding with festering zit a few months back. Lookin good caty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by barman View Post
    Hell Yeah, I'd Hit That!
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    ^^^

    That will get by most everyone but I recognize the punchline.
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    Who would hit a 500lb. woman??? Better yet how do you hit a 500lb. woman???

    The logistics are mind boggling to make that happen....
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    Quote Originally Posted by T Hawk View Post
    Who would hit a 500lb. woman??? Better yet how do you hit a 500lb. woman???

    The logistics are mind boggling to make that happen....
    Well, first you need a two by four. Then some duct tape to strap it to your ass. And of course some snorkel gear. And a bag of flour. And…
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    Parents who name children 'Adolf Hitler' and 'Aryan Nation' claim they've wrongly lost custody of their kids

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    Last updated at 11:18 PM on 18th November 2011




    The parents who gave their children Nazi-inspired names say they were found not guilty of child abuse Tuesday though have yet to receive their children from protective custody.

    Heath and Deborah Campbell of New Jersey say their children Adolf Hitler, 5, Aryan Nation, 4, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, 3, received their names simply because they liked them and they were unique, not equating to child abuse.
    But 33 months later, their children are still being held in foster care, despite a court ruling Tuesday the parents say was in their favour.

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    'Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler!': The five-year-old's parents say their three children were taken away after purchasing a written birthday cake for their oldest son, Adolf Hitler

    Officials with the New Jersey Family Court had no comment Tuesday.

    'I donít sleep, I donít eat much. I miss my kids. Miss their pitter patters on the floor,' their mother told NBC 10. 'Itís hard. I fall asleep with their pictures.'
    Following the judge's decision, the family says the children may come home by early December.



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    "Can't wait for the decision," Mr Campbell said after hearing the news. "Can't wait for them to come home."
    Ms Campbell says her children were removed in January of 2009 after she requested a birthday cake for their son at a local grocery store to read, 'Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler.'

    Chilling court records: The oldest child, Adolf (shown with a sister), was reported in court documents to frequently threaten to kill people


    While the first store refused the request, Ms Campbell says a Walmart's bakery in Pennsylvania obliged.

    But immediately following the boy's birthday the parents were summoned in reports of child abuse or neglect.
    Evidence of abuse: A New Jersey appeals court ruled in 2010 that there was sufficient evidence of abuse or neglect in the home because of prior domestic violence which the Campbells have denied

    In 2010 a New Jersey appeals court ruled that there was sufficient evidence of abuse or neglect in the home because of prior domestic violence -- the Campbells have denied despite a gag order -- causing the children's removal into foster care.

    The authorities had said it had nothing to do with their names.

    'Actually, the judge and DYFS told us that there was no evidence of abuse and that it was the names!' Mr Campbell said on Tuesday following the hearing. 'They were taken over the children's names,' he insists.

    But court records last year stated that both of the children's parents had been victims themselves of childhood abuse and while unemployed, were suffering from unspecified physical and psychological disabilities.



    Only their names: The father of the three children claim a judge admitted that his kids were taken away only because of their names and not because of abuse

    Court records also show that the oldest child, Adolf, frequently threatened to kill people.
    The mother reportedly had also once given a note to her neighbour saying she was terrified of her husband who had threatened to kill her.
    'They beg to come home all of the time,' Ms Campbell said to NBC 10. 'They beg to see their dad, they want to see their dad all the time.'
    Protesting the continuing removal of their children, the parents picketed with three others outside of the child services office in New Jersey Tuesday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave007inVegas View Post
    Well, first you need a two by four. Then some duct tape to strap it to your ass. And of course some snorkel gear. And a bag of flour. And…
    roll her around and look for the wet spot ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by t hawk View Post
    who would hit a 500lb. Woman??? .
    po69?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stylez View Post
    roll her around and look for the wet spot ??
    Yep, that’s the idea although I don’t recommend it.

    You run the risk of getting caught under an avalanche.
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    'I missed our sex life': Ex-husband of world's fattest woman says her weight gain made her MORE attractive... and now he's moved back in



    • Alex, her ex, was unable to resist her 50stone body
    • 'Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than I do, we're able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us,' he said







    Their big day: Pauline and Alex Potter were married in 2003 (above) when she weighed 43stone. After getting divorced five years later, she piled on even more pounds, reaching over 50stone












    Sensual: The couple got back together after Alex saw she had become the heaviest woman in the world. Today, Mrs Potter (seen here in a recent picture) cannot walk or wash herself, but the pair say their sex life is amazing











    Super-sized: The 52st woman eats a whopping 10,000 calories every day and said she contacted the Guinness Book of Records to 'humiliate' herself into getting fit




















    Comfort food: Overweight Mrs Potter and her son Dillon stock up on snacks











    Junk food addicts: Mrs Potter tucks into crisps, eclairs and fried food with Dillon




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    holy fuck shes a big one
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    I have no patience for fat bitches like that.

    What a waste of food. 10,000 calories a day. !@#!@#!@!
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    Note to self: Create no more threads about overweight women, cadillac-sized vaginas, or war-waging baby names.
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    I just jerked off to her
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