Laptop Wi-Fi said to nuke sperm

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(Reuters Health) - The digital age has left men's nether parts in a squeeze, if you believe the latest science on semen, laptops and wireless connections.
In a report in the venerable medical journal Fertility and Sterility, Argentinian scientists describe how they got semen samples from 29 healthy men, placed a few drops under a laptop connected to the Internet via Wi-Fi and then hit download.
Four hours later, the semen was, eh, well-done.
A quarter of the sperm were no longer swimming around, for instance, compared to just 14 percent from semen samples stored at the same temperature away from the computer.
And nine percent of the sperm showed DNA damage, three-fold more than the comparison samples.
The culprit? Electromagnetic radiation generated during wireless communication, say Conrado Avendano of Nascentis Medicina Reproductiva in Cordoba and colleagues.
"Our data suggest that the use of a laptop computer wirelessly connected to the internet and positioned near the male reproductive organs may decrease human sperm quality," they write in their report.
"At present we do not know whether this effect is induced by all laptop computers connected by Wi-Fi to the internet or what use conditions heighten this effect."
A separate test with a laptop that was on, but not wirelessly connected, found negligible EM radiation from the machine alone.
The findings fuel concerns raised by a few other research teams.
Some have found that radiation from cell phones creates feeble sperm in the lab, for example. And last year urologists described how a man's sitting with a laptop balanced on his knees can crank up the temperature of his scrotum to levels that aren't good for sperm. (See Reuters Health story of November 8, 2010, at reut.rs/gHmXpC.)
So between the heat and the radiation from today's electronic devices, testicles would seem to be hard-pressed.
But that is not at all clear, said Dr. Robert Oates, who has managed to father two kids despite having both a laptop and an iPad.
 

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Wow every day it's something new.

We can't win...

Sounds like a win to me. "Baby we don't need the condom today, I checked Facebook on the laptop earlier".
 

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Sounds like a win to me. "Baby we don't need the condom today, I checked Facebook on the laptop earlier".


LMFAO!! especially with the coeds you hang with wifi is your life saver
 

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I believe England has banned WIFI in their schools.

In the US, all the schools are just now installing it!!!!!!! WTF!
 

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wasnt there a movie where this was the cause of human extinction?? or on pace for extinction because everyone was infertile. wifi, cell phone, tv, satellite signals etc
 

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A lot of men lose sperm when they're in front of their laptops. My theory is that is has something to do with the websites they are visiting.
 

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