The $3,000 birthday cake LeBron rejected

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LeBron James rejects his $3,000 birthday cake, as the baker gets angry

By Kelly Dwyer

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There is an old axiom, that has nearly become accepted fact, that the richer you get, the more you tend to receive free things. All manner of swag, including suits, gift bags, German automobiles, or even a $3,000 birthday cake that you summarily reject without having to explain why. At least that's the case so far, for LeBron James.

According to the Miami Herald, an area baker named Alethea Hickman was offered heaps of free publicity for designing a cake to be presented to James during his 27th birthday celebration at a Miami nightspot last week. A "sponsorship," and no actual money, was the payoff according to party handler Jared Galbut.
Then the cake, and the communication between Hickman and Galbut, went a bit pear-shaped:

"I don't even know where my cake went," Hickman said. "I was mortified. They had me do it in the middle of the holiday crush and I hired additional people. Someone needs to pay."

Galbut said James' people decided Hickman's work wasn't fit for the king: "It just wasn't what was expected. When LeBron's people saw it, they just didn't want to use it and decided to bring their own cake. I can't tell LeBron James what birthday cake to eat. It's LeBron James, for Christ's sake."

As for how much Galbut would pay Hickman if he were asked, he just said: "That cake couldn't be worth more than $600. It's flour, eggs and water."

No, it's not just "flour, eggs and water," you idiot. It's "workers, hours, wages, delivery, passed-over revenue streams that were let go so as to service James," and also "things that go on and in a cake besides flour, eggs and water."

With that in place, Hickman was probably way off in thinking that the possible publicity from her massive cake could more than make up for the money and effort her company put into creating the confection.

It seems like she was more than willing to allow for the loss of income just to be associated with a star; they have names for people who do these sorts of things, and we shouldn't feel too bad when she was the one who signed off on giving a free birthday cake to LeBron in the first place. It's not his fault he didn't want to eat the thing, much less pay for it after she agreed to provide it pro bono.

All in all, another case of hopelessly entitled people (barely including James, who probably never even saw the cake) and their less-deserving-but-just-as-entitled handlers acting out of touch in an era that doesn't really deserve that sort of disconnect. Marie Antoinette would be proud.

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Yeah. I don't mean the taste but the cake looks like an ugly design to me. It's ugly to look at.

And now we have to be experts to comment on something? There goes 99% of opinions worldwide.
 

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I'm not an expert on dog shit but I know what dog shit looks and smells like.

look at this piece of shit cake.

see the layer between the two gold layers? it isn't even centered. also that same layer has gold 'columns'... jesus are they all supposed to be different lengths???

9 times out of 10 a picture makes things look better than they do if you were looking at it in person.

LBJ's people should have just thanked her for the cake and then just 'lost' or 'dropped' it right before the party.

my god look at those upside down triangles at the bottom of the cake... all different sizes. fat ones, skinny ones... someone buy this chick a ruler.

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internet cake expert and dog shit smeller
 

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that cake definitely is overpriced, but it's his fault for picking the shitty bakery. She should've also forced a deposit on him up front just in case this happens.
 

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Expert dog shit sniffer and pickerupper checking in


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should of hired bigbet. clearly Lebron needs to use the RX more for referrals.
 

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Like the article... She agrees to do it for free, then complains when they don't use it. If she was wiser, there would've been some type of agreement that if they decided to not give her credit, she would get paid $X-dollars. Since she didn't, oh well. No story here.
 

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Give me that cake and a gallon of milk, I would let you know if it was good or not.

I would rather eat cake than steak
 

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I'm not an expert on dog shit but I know what dog shit looks and smells like.

look at this piece of shit cake.

see the layer between the two gold layers? it isn't even centered. also that same layer has gold 'columns'... jesus are they all supposed to be different lengths???

9 times out of 10 a picture makes things look better than they do if you were looking at it in person.

LBJ's people should have just thanked her for the cake and then just 'lost' or 'dropped' it right before the party.

my god look at those upside down triangles at the bottom of the cake... all different sizes. fat ones, skinny ones... someone buy this chick a ruler.

signed,

internet cake expert and dog shit smeller


:):)
 

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