Tim Tebow threw for 316 Yds exactly .... John 3:16

scottcarter · Jan 9, 2012

Tim Tebow threw for 316 Yds exactly yesterday with 10 completions, 31.6 average per completion.

John 3:16 ... "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life"

Anyways, that's the talk this morning. hno:

My question is "what would have happened if he threw for 666 yards?

mplastered · Jan 9, 2012

scottcarter said:
Tim Tebow threw for 316 Yds exactly yesterday with 10 completions, 31.6 average per completion.

John 3:16 ... "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life"

Anyways, that's the talk this morning. hno:

My question is "what would have happened if he threw for 666 yards?

It wouldn't have gone to overtime.

scottcarter · Jan 9, 2012

mplastered said:
It wouldn't have gone to overtime.

that's for sure!

there also might be 2 burned outlines of runners on the field where Tebow used to be standing a second before

douglas · Jan 9, 2012

if he beats the Pats 31-6 then i would believe ..........

johnboland · Jan 9, 2012

The "Things That Make You Go Hmm" Moment came when Denver kicked off and the ball hit the cross bar and bounced exactly onto the twenty yard line. Not an inch and half to the good or an inch and half to the bad but exactly parallel on the 20 yd line. It was almost as the ball was placing itself from an unkown source.

scottcarter · Jan 9, 2012

john boland said:
The "Things That Make You Go Hmm" Moment came when Denver kicked off and the ball hit the cross bar and bounced exactly onto the twenty yard line. Not an inch and half to the good or an inch and half to the bad but exactly parallel on the 20 yd line. It was almost as the ball was placing itself from an unkown source.

that was a designed play actually

Stylez · Jan 9, 2012

Well if you think thats freaky >...

Tim Spelt backwords is Mit
Mit is short for mittens
Santa Clause wears mittens
Santa must have helped him win

buddyboy · Jan 9, 2012

rearrange the letters in Tim Tebow

I Bet OT W M

or

I Bet on Over Time and Win Money

he wears number 15
there are 8 letters in Tim Tebow

take 8 from 15 = 7

exact margin of victory

also if you rearange the letters of Denver Broncos you get:
Bend over corns

Jesus did not eat corn as it was not discovered until the new world.

so maybe jesus is telling us that any team that has a native american mascot is going to get screwed?

I have plenty more discoveries to share with my brethren. for a small donation to my church (to cover our overhead expenses and to spread the word to other believers) i'd be happy to email you the good word.

scottcarter · Jan 9, 2012

buddyboy said:
rearrange the letters in Tim Tebow

I Bet OT W M

or

I Bet on Over Time and Win Money

he wears number 15
there are 8 letters in Tim Tebow

take 8 from 15 = 7

exact margin of victory

also if you rearange the letters of Denver Broncos you get:
Bend over corns

Jesus did not eat corn as it was not discovered until the new world.

so maybe jesus is telling us that any team that has a native american mascot is going to get screwed?

I have plenty more discoveries to share with my brethren. for a small donation to my church (to cover our overhead expenses and to spread the word to other believers) i'd be happy to email you the good word.

they did only win by 6 however

buddyboy · Jan 9, 2012

not if you add one point for jesus.

sinner

festeringZit · Jan 9, 2012

Stylez said:
Well if you think thats freaky >...

Tim Spelt backwords is Mit
Mit is short for mittens
Santa Clause wears mittens
Santa must have helped him win

Yeah, but an anagram for Santa is Satan?

FairWarning · Jan 9, 2012

Hoping his passing rating is 31.6 next weekend.

scottcarter · Jan 9, 2012

FairWarning said:
Hoping his passing rating is 31.6 next weekend.

trytrytry · Jan 9, 2012

i loved the hand of god that did not allow that last guy to push him out of bounds..it was like a short force field was in the way there....

maxdemo · Jan 9, 2012

I love this.....its taking away all the attention from the Texans and our rookie QB

scottcarter · Jan 9, 2012

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thekeyman · Jan 9, 2012

screw tim tebow

Jstack34 · Jan 9, 2012

maxdemo said:
I love this.....its taking away all the attention from the Texans and our rookie QB

You think the Texans got a shot? The defense is legit and the running game is strong. But if any game gets into a shootout I think they are toast

mrcrash · Jan 9, 2012

New England will rape Denver...oh sorry New England will miraculously impregnate Denver.

b_locke · Jan 9, 2012

good stuff scott, lol....

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