Great new guys.. I was just hired to take over CBS Sports.. My first piece of business is ::

WorldNumberOne · Jan 22, 2012

Switching up the seats in the NFL Today studio..

I am going to go with, no lisp . lisp . no lisp, lisp...

I will be moving Cowher and Sharpe one seat apart instead of next to each other. I will not run a lisp next to lisp network....

Defying · Jan 22, 2012

I hate CBS half time and pregame show... well not hate, just much prefer FOX and I am always surprised to see I am in the minority on that opinion...

So you get to control all of CBS Sports huh and thats the first thing you do?

gynecologist · Jan 22, 2012

I hate Phil Simms... Hate yes, hatred. I mute his ass frequently.

WorldNumberOne · Jan 22, 2012

Actually I'd get rid of the show all together... I'd also tell Jim Nance to knock off the " hello friends" shit.. Its gay...

I guess the first thing I'd do is have Tracy Wolfson come by my office and polish my knob...

Defying said:
I hate CBS half time and pregame show... well not hate, just much prefer FOX and I am always surprised to see I am in the minority on that opinion...

So you get to control all of CBS Sports huh and thats the first thing you do?

quantumleap · Jan 22, 2012

You mean people actually watch these people? I stopped watching when Shannon Sharpe was made a broadcaster and continued to turn it off when Lou Holtz showed up.

gynecologist · Jan 22, 2012

World Number One said:
Actually I'd get rid of the show all together... I'd also tell Jim Nance to knock off the " hello friends" shit.. Its gay...

I guess the first thing I'd do is have Tracy Wolfson come by my office and polish my knob...

haha

WorldNumberOne · Jan 22, 2012

I couldnt find the remote when the game ended, so I had to endure the post game lisp fest for about 3 minutes...

quantumleap said:
You mean people actually watch these people? I stopped watching when Shannon Sharpe was made a broadcaster and continued to turn it off when Lou Holtz showed up.

steaktartar · Jan 22, 2012

haha funny WNO

quantumleap · Jan 22, 2012

World Number One said:
I couldnt find the remote when the game ended, so I had to endure the post game lisp fest for about 3 minutes...

Sorry to hear this. There are support groups out there for situations just like this.

@)

TyBounce · Jan 23, 2012

I like that idea WNO , and while you're in charge here's a couple of more good ideas.

(1) Get Verne Lundquist off of these SEC games.

(2) This goes for CBS and any other network using this clown ... Forbid Derrell Waltrip from saying "boogity boogity boogity , let's go racin boys"

Thanks.