1. no Humping allow if you are wearing cape or mask on Sundays.
2. Sex with live stock is forbidden unless initiated by the animal.
3. Paying hookers with credit card is acceptable only if you make copies of the card, your license and fill out an authorization form.
4. in San Jose, CR it's illegal to knowingly have intercourse with a dead hooker
5. It's illegal to walk around naked unless you are in a fish market.
6. Its illegal to masturbate while riding public transportation. Unless you are between 14-18 because at that age you can't help yourself.
7. If you bring a hooker back to your hotel that has a pussy snorkel policy, you must us it. Punishable by death.
8. Its illegal to flush a used condom after 10 pm
9. It's illegal to keep a burro in your bathtub for longer than 72 hours
10. Posting on internet sports forums without a 12 inch shlong in against the law
