So I am playing poker at the casino and one of these younger douchelord retard kids with the hoodie and the glasses and the whole poker pro getup is at my table... I have A8d on the button and he raises to 10...I call...2 diamonds hit the flop and he way overbets the pot.I have seen him attempt 3 unsuccesful bluffs and then be critical of the callers....just a complete loser who has seen to many WPT's on TV..
Anyway I instacall his absurdly large bet for the pot size (around 50) which put him all in...The river is a diamond... He completely loses it and throws his AJ right at the dealer and flips out...I am just sitting there calmly collecting the pot and this fuckface challenges me to a heads up for all the money I have. I really dont have the time for this and I say I would but I have to pick up my daughter in a few minutes....Then this guy says he feels bad for my family that they have to be with a loser like me....
I am no superhero tough guy by any strectch but if this was anywhere on the street i would have fucking beat the shit out of him right there...So i tell him why dont you leave right now and we can figure out whats the problem outside the casino...This puss just gets louder as security gets closer...I am very quick tempered as it is...I am really losing it now..So they send me to cash out and leave... As I am walking out I go right up to the dude and whisper to him that I will be waiting outside and if he is a man he will be out there....Of course he doesnt show...
What a fucking joke....I would have gladly paid every dollar I had to have 5 minutes with this faggotor outside...
Anyway I instacall his absurdly large bet for the pot size (around 50) which put him all in...The river is a diamond... He completely loses it and throws his AJ right at the dealer and flips out...I am just sitting there calmly collecting the pot and this fuckface challenges me to a heads up for all the money I have. I really dont have the time for this and I say I would but I have to pick up my daughter in a few minutes....Then this guy says he feels bad for my family that they have to be with a loser like me....
I am no superhero tough guy by any strectch but if this was anywhere on the street i would have fucking beat the shit out of him right there...So i tell him why dont you leave right now and we can figure out whats the problem outside the casino...This puss just gets louder as security gets closer...I am very quick tempered as it is...I am really losing it now..So they send me to cash out and leave... As I am walking out I go right up to the dude and whisper to him that I will be waiting outside and if he is a man he will be out there....Of course he doesnt show...
What a fucking joke....I would have gladly paid every dollar I had to have 5 minutes with this faggotor outside...