Valentine's Day For Men

JohnnyMags · Feb 15, 2012

Well how was your Valentine’s Day?

All I can say is if you didn’t get laid you must not have been tryin.

I know much is made of all the goofy traditions and all that’s expected but boys if we play it right it’s a free ticket day. It can’t be coincidence that Valentine’s Day starts with a big “V”.

Whatever the bounty: Candy, Flowers, Dinner, Bling if you do it right the ladies eat it up and when they feel that love it’s not hard gettin that love. Young or old they love it! Even the unclaimed chicks wanna feel loved on Valentine’s Day. All you gotta do is make em feel sexy and let them know you want them and it’s like I said “Easy Honey”

Who said Valentine’s Day is just for Women?

Dante · Feb 15, 2012

johnny im sure many rxers got laid or blowjobs at least they are all ladies men

..you.tell a women your a power poster on a internet forum that will get you whatever you want...

JohnnyMags · Feb 15, 2012

Dante said:
johnny im sure many rxers got laid or blowjobs at least they are all ladies men

..you.tell a women your a power poster on a internet forum that will get you whatever you want...

There you go .... something for me to shoot for, if you have that going for you it probably opens the back door!

Defying · Feb 15, 2012

We weren't even celebrating Vday today.. I thought. We usually do it a week after.... but my wife surprised me with a really good dinner, dessert, some of my favorite beer... it was a great night.

now the bar has been raised for me next week.

BTW I think we are going to do this every year. Vday in, next week Vday part II out. twice the valentines day fun

boatboatboat · Feb 15, 2012

does self inflicted count?

Dante · Feb 15, 2012

JohnnyMags said:
There you go .... something for me to shoot for, if you have that going for you it probably opens the back door!

see johnny... Defing is a newlywed... he is sharp. he knew if he became a mod he would get sex on demand... ... and it is working for him im sure

EasyMoney · Feb 15, 2012

well I'm a single man in a small city (20,000 people) so my plan was to go up to the bar early and wait for a few girls to come in without men by there side. you would figure easy pickens right? I thought it was a great theory. Unfortunatly, literally not one girl came into the bar by herself all night. At the very least I thought, hey, fat girls for everyone. But no suck luck.

I did run into one of my buddy's ex's and she was with a man but she clearly wanted me. She gave me her number but I'm torn on if I will call her or not. She is literally insane. I'm talking she was baker acted about a year and a half ago. On the one side I'm scared she will stab me with a butter knife but on the other side she has a smoking hot body. decisions decisions...

Defying · Feb 15, 2012

easymoney said:
on the one side i'm scared she will stab me with a butter knife but on the other side she has a smoking hot body. Decisions decisions...

lmao hahahahaha

EasyMoney · Feb 15, 2012

Defying said:
lmao hahahahaha

you have no idea. this girl is bat shit crazy. and a straight up alcoholic. I talked to her for maybe 15 minutes and she put down 2 beers and a shot of patron. But her body is absolutly amazing. F-it. I'm calling her. Wish me the best boys. if you hear about a 33 year old man getting stabbed with a butter knife in vero beach florida just send some flowers to the funeral home.

flashmo · Feb 15, 2012

I got my girlfriend an Iron and a Dildo...told her if she didn't like the iron, she could go fuck herself...

X-Files · Feb 15, 2012

JohnnyMags said:
Well how was your Valentine’s Day?

Stayed home alone & cryed while watching Twilight: New Moon.

Ross · Feb 16, 2012

EasyMoney said:
you have no idea. this girl is bat shit crazy. and a straight up alcoholic. I talked to her for maybe 15 minutes and she put down 2 beers and a shot of patron. But her body is absolutly amazing. F-it. I'm calling her. Wish me the best boys. if you hear about a 33 year old man getting stabbed with a butter knife in vero beach florida just send some flowers to the funeral home.

Wrap it twice and tell us the details.

EasyMoney · Feb 16, 2012

Ross said:
Wrap it twice and tell us the details.

Just found out she was once arrested for domestic violence. haha. this can't end well.

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