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"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Crash Davis

What do you believe in?

 

TomGshotput

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I believe virtually all sports movies suck. I believe Tim Robbins looked like a blind 80-year-old when he tried to pitch

 

festeringZit

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TomGshotput said:

I believe virtually all sports movies suck. I believe Tim Robbins looked like a blind 80-year-old when he tried to pitch

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Are you serious?

 

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Come on, seriously. The longest yard or Brians Song suck? Just curious what your best of sucky is then, and yes many sports themed movies are terrible in my opinion as well, but all of them?

 

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If God created anything BETTER than a woman's feel, touch, smell or taste. He saved it for himself. I also believe that "Teddy Ballgame" was the greatest hitter ever! And a day on Lake of the Woods w/my honey & a walleye"bite" is heaven on earth!!<><>

 

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I do think most baseball/football movies are underwhelming. Boxing movies are great though, some of the best ever.

 

RobFunk

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It's true there have never been any good sports movies made.

 

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I agree, but keep the DH.

 

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Remember the Titans.

Anyone seen "Goon" yet?

 

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I saw Rollerball the other day on Thai TV. It was well worth the time invested.

Does that count as a "sports movie"?