Nebraska fifth-grader Max Kohll sent to principal for organizing class’ NCAA bracket

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Technically, running an NCAA tournament office pool is illegal if you collect money. After all, that's unsanctioned sports gambling. Yet that doesn't stop people from organizing and funding dozens of NCAA betting efforts every spring across the nation.
Unfortunately for Omaha fifth-grader Max Kohll, his bracket competition wasn't one that eluded official attention. In fact, it got him sent to the principal's office. Seriously.
As first reported in an excellent feature by the Omaha World-Herald's Matthew Hansen, and later noted by Deadspin and a handful of other sources, Kohll decided to host a bracket competition among his friends at Omaha (Neb.) Columbian Elementary School. He charged a $5 entry fee, a modest sum which still required Kohll himself to borrow money from his mom.
Then, on Tuesday morning Columbian principal Kathy Nelson called Kohll into her office after catching wind of the fact that he had a stack of brackets and money stashed in his locker. The fifth-grader got a stern talking to -- he had no idea that gambling on the tournament was illegal -- and his mother, Janet Kohll, was called about her son's illegal activities.
That, it turns out, is where things got a bit humorous, as the World-Herald pointed out in exquisite detail.
Oh, no, what did he do? Kohll asked.
The principal told her.
Then Kohll admitted, somewhat sheepishly, that she knew Max had organized an NCAA tournament pool.
Max may be a bit of a gambler, but he's no liar. When he borrowed the $5, his mom asked him, "Who is holding the money?"
He replied: "Me."
"I didn't even blink!" Janet Kohll said Tuesday. "I make sure I don't send plastic knives to school in his backpack. I never thought about gambling."
Thus ended the very short and ultimately unsuccessful bookie career of Max Kohll, he swears.
Whether Kohll returns to his nascent bookie instincts remains to be seen. After all, he has plenty of years ahead and clearly has a knack for good organization. Perhaps that makes him better suited to be an administrator or accountant.

Or maybe his hunch that North Carolina will win the title after the Tar Heels and Michigan State get past Baylor and Florida State in the Final Four will prove that his talent really does belong with sports prognostication. For now, the only thing that is certain is that Kohll's sixth-grade bracket will be done via much more clandestine measures.
 

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This kid is gonna be a millionaire by 14... One way or another, when you love the action you can't get off. At least he wants to be the house....
 

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Idiots - what is this world coming to?

Back when I was that age, a doctor in town ran a big pool. It got bigger and bigger every year as new med students and residents came through town. It was the turkey pool and the lowest score got a big raw turkey. It was great fun for the town. I recall when the fee when from $5 to $10 and that was a big deal to me. Sadly the cops shut it down about 10 years ago.

Sad country we live in. You can spend a million on lotto tickets, but someone not even taking a vig can't host a $5 pool.
 

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If he tells the kids they will have to wait for their money cus he's having processor troubles....then i say hes in.
 

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Sad country we live in. You can spend a million on lotto tickets, but someone not even taking a vig can't host a $5 pool.

Bingo. That's the problem...the govt can't collect tax revenue, so it's outlawed. It has nothing to do with any kind of moral BS.

Ironically, the same thing happened to me in high school (to a degree). I went to private HS. Me and about a dozen others had a tourney pool for $20, which was big money to a HS student. Some lame ass tattled, so the principal called each of our parents on speaker phone while we sat with him one at a time in the office. He finally calls my dad and says "Do you realize your son is involved in a March Madness pool for cash?" My dad responds "Well, I hope he picked a winner...now stop bothering me at work with ridiculous nonsense like this." My friends were rolling when I told them later...

Anyone want to take a stab at what Max's RX handle should be?

5thGradeBook
LunchMoneyMax
MaxCa$h
MaxPlay
 

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