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"Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich—something for nothing. "
George Bernard Shaw
 
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"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
Samantha Bee




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"I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off."
Alex Trebek
 
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"Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face."
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"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
 

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" The house does'nt beat the player , it just gives him the opportunity to beat himself."
 

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"I lost a $2 bet 65 years ago and have spent about $3 million trying to get it back."
Mickey Rooney
 
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"A Gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated."
Leo Tolstoy
 
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"When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table."
Dean Martin
 

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"I spent half my money on alcohol, gambling and wild women, and the other half I wasted."

--W.C. Fields--
 
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For you Poker players ..............

"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."
Paul Newman
 

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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. ~Will Rogers
 
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"I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five."
Henny Youngman


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"It's like finding money laying in the streets....except when you go to pick it up you get run over by the Brinks truck!" - CoachLT

"It's called 'gambling'. If it was called 'winning' everybody would be doing it!" - CoachLT

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