Dudes...
It seemed like yesterday I was writing about the Tigers/Yankees 2011 ALDS. I had to take some time off and patch up a couple of the shaved gullets we guys spend 9 months escaping from yet the rest of our lives figuring out the best ways to get back in there.
Mission impossible was accomplished...sometimes with the slip of the tongue we end up in deep shit, others, we deaden and conquer harems which is why we are here. In other words, chicks like to hang with dudes if we know how to eat "the corn off the cob".
On with the show...
What's going on in the Bronx? My beloved Yankees are stinking like undoubted poon for the moment. All along the Nationals, Orioles, and Indians thus far are nothing but marionettes in a David Copperfield illusion simply to pretend like they may be there in September.
The blowjob givers thus far...Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Angels, and Tigers have to be asking themselves....for how much deeper they want their prostates massaged by the smaller market clubs?
Something changes tonight boys...according to the Meat Vendor database, the Royals fall into a system of mine in a "play against" format when the chalk is above -150 for the Stripes. Tweaking this system is a sublet which contributes to the home chalk losing 3 consecutive at home as the favorite. All in all, the numbers tell the tale of a 47-6 record on the money line since 2002.
9* tonight on the Cashmen Crew, New York Yankees specifying Phillip Hughes as the hurler.
As always, my fellow blasters of the Teste tonic, best of luck...and eat that cob!
Eddie Rebel
It seemed like yesterday I was writing about the Tigers/Yankees 2011 ALDS. I had to take some time off and patch up a couple of the shaved gullets we guys spend 9 months escaping from yet the rest of our lives figuring out the best ways to get back in there.
Mission impossible was accomplished...sometimes with the slip of the tongue we end up in deep shit, others, we deaden and conquer harems which is why we are here. In other words, chicks like to hang with dudes if we know how to eat "the corn off the cob".
On with the show...
What's going on in the Bronx? My beloved Yankees are stinking like undoubted poon for the moment. All along the Nationals, Orioles, and Indians thus far are nothing but marionettes in a David Copperfield illusion simply to pretend like they may be there in September.
The blowjob givers thus far...Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Angels, and Tigers have to be asking themselves....for how much deeper they want their prostates massaged by the smaller market clubs?
Something changes tonight boys...according to the Meat Vendor database, the Royals fall into a system of mine in a "play against" format when the chalk is above -150 for the Stripes. Tweaking this system is a sublet which contributes to the home chalk losing 3 consecutive at home as the favorite. All in all, the numbers tell the tale of a 47-6 record on the money line since 2002.
9* tonight on the Cashmen Crew, New York Yankees specifying Phillip Hughes as the hurler.
As always, my fellow blasters of the Teste tonic, best of luck...and eat that cob!
Eddie Rebel
