Last night my wife punched me in the balls as hard as she could.

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My wife sometimes talks in her sleep, and on a few occasions she's even gotten up and almost sleep walked. It doesn't happen often, I've only seen her do it like three or four times over the last six years.

Last night I woke up to being punched in the nuts, and I mean a full swing kind of punch. I woke up screaming, and there she was up, but not awake. I'm actual still sore from it. Of course she has no recollection of it so it's hard to be mad, but still! I may wear a cup to bed tonight. Seriously though, I can see how one can kick or punch in their sleep, but how can they zone in on specific target like that?
 

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ya she was sleep walking..........thats what it was......yup
 

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wouldnt your scream wake her???

It did, but she was only like half awake, and went back to sleep. She doesn't even remember now, but feels bad about it. I wonder what she was dreaming about? There's no tension in our relationship and other than that everything is great. Just never experienced something like that.
 

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shit i'd sleep on the couch for a bit i do believe... better than a punch to the nuts...
 

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I used to do stuff like that. Turns out that being too hot at night does it to me. If she is acting all crazy and sweating under too many blankets.. try cooling the room down as a possible solution. just my two cents
 

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what did you do again?

she must have been dreaming about something

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maybe you better lock up your knives at night
 

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shes testing you to see what she can get away with until she reaches her ultimate goal of sleep fucking the neighbor
 

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shes testing you to see what she can get away with until she reaches her ultimate goal of sleep fucking the neighbor

That had me rolling. And yes I will be getting unlimited blow jobs for a year.
 

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