I was devastated to learn my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion i was soon able to resolve the affair, i converted to Islam, were stoning her tomorrow.
my wife suggested i get a penis enlarger, I did, i got a 21yr old her name is raquel.
Went to the pub last night, locals were shouting "pedophile". Just because my girlfriend is 24yrs old and im 51, It totally ruined our 10 th anniversary.
My son was thrown out of school today, for letting a girl give him a "hand job". I said son thats 3 schools this year!! Youre going to lose your teaching certification altogether.
The cost of living is so bad, my wife is having sex with me , because she cant afford batteries.
A man calls 911 and says "i think my wife is dead" operator says "how do you know" man says "sex is about the same, but the ironing is really piling up".
I was explaining to my wife about reincarnation, that when you return it must be a different creature, she wants to come back as a cow, "i said you havent been listening.
my wife suggested i get a penis enlarger, I did, i got a 21yr old her name is raquel.
Went to the pub last night, locals were shouting "pedophile". Just because my girlfriend is 24yrs old and im 51, It totally ruined our 10 th anniversary.
My son was thrown out of school today, for letting a girl give him a "hand job". I said son thats 3 schools this year!! Youre going to lose your teaching certification altogether.
The cost of living is so bad, my wife is having sex with me , because she cant afford batteries.
A man calls 911 and says "i think my wife is dead" operator says "how do you know" man says "sex is about the same, but the ironing is really piling up".
I was explaining to my wife about reincarnation, that when you return it must be a different creature, she wants to come back as a cow, "i said you havent been listening.
