Would you Do Jessica Simpson ??

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BAS...what kind of dumb question is this??? Or better yet...what kinda fucked up picture are you about to post of her??

But yes, of course I would do her. Anyone who wouldn't is most likely a closet homo.
 

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in all my years of being in the business(if you can call it that)of being a musician, the 3 biggest tools/scumbags/douchbags i have ever come across(and i hate to name drop...that aint me)are in no particular order...wait...yeah...definitely in this order...Donald Fagen, Ryan Adams, and John Mayer...each one of them are very Kramer(from Seinfeld)like...absolutely no-filter(as do i)...so, i guess it's the one thing i have in common/respect about them...and if John Mayer can go on record repeatedly about Jessica Simpson calling her "sexual napalm".....i gotta believe she is worthy of a romp no matter what the look/weight....a crazy chick will be the barometer by which all other women in yer future and past are judged...just my opinion..cheers
 

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if you say no, please post a picture of yourself. I believe that 99.9% of us would kill to have a woman like this, all things included.
 
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if you say no, please post a picture of yourself. I believe that 99.9% of us would kill to have a woman like this, all things included.


If she lost the 75+ lbs that she gained, of course.. but as she is now, No Shot !
put me in the 1%
 

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post a pic of yourself BAS. I saw a picture of that sooners dude in the Thailand thread and I would wager that he would make some dumb comment about Jessica and how awesome Thai girls are...leaving out how much he had to pay. I'm not saying anything about your apperance, just saying it's easy to critize when it's not you under the microscope.
 

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Of course I'd still bang her. She's still Jessica Simpson and she's still a millionaire celebrity. I'd try to knock her up (again) for sure, too.
 

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oh, don't forget the cash. Nice houses, cars, and vacations...for what humping her. What are you guy's humping now? I love these threads...seriously?
 
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post a pic of yourself BAS. I saw a picture of that sooners dude in the Thailand thread and I would wager that he would make some dumb comment about Jessica and how awesome Thai girls are...leaving out how much he had to pay. I'm not saying anything about your apperance, just saying it's easy to critize when it's not you under the microscope.


No need, about 100+ people on here know what I look like. and I'm not saying I am a george clooney look a like, But I can and have by Far, gotten better than what she looks like.
I'm 6'3 247 lbs. I'm not skinny, but I'm not Fat either... I do a little working out.....she's 5'2 and about 200lbs

I'm just being Honest, the way She looks NOW, I wouldn't even look at her.
 

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