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  1. #1 Politics, police, liberals and crime in chicago! 
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    SUBJECT: 46 & 9


    That was the score this weekend in Chicago. 46 shot (actually puncture wounds) nine dead, Chicago stopped counting graze wounds and only counts actual bullet holes now, you don't count if you get your nose or ear shot off. Chicago is also a city three quarters of which is unsafe to walk in, refered to locally as "Indian County".


    This is the crowning achievement of our politicians and the social engineers, who long ago decided that big, bad, brutish policemen were no longer needed. So it came to pass that in the 70's they started forcing females onto the department. That did away with height and strength requirements. They then decided that the correct rainbow of colors was needed. To accomplish this they lowered the aptitude tests and created quotas. That did away with intelligence and integrity requirements. Of course gays could not be excluded either. The ideal candidate for promotion became a black transvestite with a Spanish surname who had lesbian tendencies.


    Our weapons were next on their agenda. Blackjacks, zap gloves and the like were banned, little cans of peper spray were issued (what a joke). Our shotguns were moved from the front seat to the trunk, from the trunk to the radio room and from there just disappeared. New ammunition was issued which was so inadequate it would ricochet off of car windshields. And God help you if you hit someone with your flashlight.


    Finally the politicians got rid of the real Policemen. The Superintendent was fired and they hired an FBI weenie who never worked the street in his life. He, in turn, fired the Commanders who were real Policemen and replaced them with internal affairs weenies and gays and a decent sprinkling of color. Finally they sweetened the retirement pot offering health care to anyone wishing retirement, thus eliminating the last few remaining real Police. The result is a department that is befuddled, cow towed, weak and totally not feared by the thugs and gang bangers, but oh so politically correct.


    The City has succeeded in ridding itself of the brutish dinosaur cops of old and has replaced them with little girls and yuppies who wouldn't know a bad guy if he shit in their face. They also have a 50% increase in homicides this year and dozens of people shot every weekend. There are more people shot each weekend in Chicago than in Baghdad, Kabul or Detroit.


    Rejoice oh liberals, you have gotten exactly what you wanted. Hope you enjoy it!


    Sincerely, a retired old school cop (O'Brien Street)
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    9 less votes for BO. Keep at it boyz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mplastered View Post
    9 less votes for BO. Keep at it boyz.
    I know I shouldn't laugh, but I did

    NYC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chicago, they're just worlds apart

    Chicago has been corrupt my entire lifetime, run by the same crowd for decades.

    NYC had a Jewish mayor, was smart enough to throw a miserable failure out of office, elected Rudy who cleaned up the streets and made NYC one of the safest big cities in the world, and now has a fruitcake who does do some things right

    Chicago just sticks with the same old failed policies year in and year out. At the end of the day, we all know it's the Republicans that are holding them down anyways.
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    What's sad is the libs don't think it has anything to do with them...nor do they have a clue how to correct any of it.
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    The CPD just changed their way of counting stats when there is gunfire.
    Now, if you get a hole in your body from a bullet you will be dead or wounded. If the bullet doesnt put a hole in your body like getting grazed etc, it is not counted as a gunshot wound.
    Wonderful, isnt it!.
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