Guys,
Let's face it, to be smarter than the oddsmakers, we must incorporate all the rest of the shit in our lives and throw it all in a blender and be thankful that we can all do better than living a life like ultra tramp Kim Kardashian.
Example-In true Meat Vendor fashion sprinkled in with finesse, the first date with a chick is nothing more than an audition for the ensuing Bonedance. Regardless of money and looks, making your victim laugh and a stern taste of confidence goes long ways with women. Next thing you know, that slimy gullet of hers is your for the taking.
Being born with testicles means we drink beer, gamble, and proudly share our man chowder with the fortunate ones we so choose, this is written in The Meat Vendor by-laws.
I for one have enough class to honestly dative done better than Kim, not that she's not worth nailing once (twice if she's good and howls like a dog that's getting split in hall with our steak knives).
Nonetheless....giving it up is the diamond chatter that The Meat Vendor database has spit out. (Note-spitters are not allowed in The Meat Vendor love palace). Today's trek takes me to The Trop where the Tampon Bay Rays host The Shitty City Kitties. Let's first talk about the slingers on the bump. They are not the 1-2-3 starters for either club and I often wonder if our friends in Vegas were smoking something funny last night before the posted lines came out. I'm sure both these hurlers could start for a AAA club, but more importantly, the Meat Vendor database says out the gate with these guys is an over 80% probability to produce at least 10 runs today. Factoring in the sublets from other shit I have makes this go over 90%.
Sunday, July 1, 2012 Womb Stretcher is on the Over between Detroit Tigers/Tampa Bay Rays.
As always my fellow cock-a-cola shooters, best of luck.
Yep, I'm Eddie Rebel, and I do fuck on the first date.
Let's face it, to be smarter than the oddsmakers, we must incorporate all the rest of the shit in our lives and throw it all in a blender and be thankful that we can all do better than living a life like ultra tramp Kim Kardashian.
Example-In true Meat Vendor fashion sprinkled in with finesse, the first date with a chick is nothing more than an audition for the ensuing Bonedance. Regardless of money and looks, making your victim laugh and a stern taste of confidence goes long ways with women. Next thing you know, that slimy gullet of hers is your for the taking.
Being born with testicles means we drink beer, gamble, and proudly share our man chowder with the fortunate ones we so choose, this is written in The Meat Vendor by-laws.
I for one have enough class to honestly dative done better than Kim, not that she's not worth nailing once (twice if she's good and howls like a dog that's getting split in hall with our steak knives).
Nonetheless....giving it up is the diamond chatter that The Meat Vendor database has spit out. (Note-spitters are not allowed in The Meat Vendor love palace). Today's trek takes me to The Trop where the Tampon Bay Rays host The Shitty City Kitties. Let's first talk about the slingers on the bump. They are not the 1-2-3 starters for either club and I often wonder if our friends in Vegas were smoking something funny last night before the posted lines came out. I'm sure both these hurlers could start for a AAA club, but more importantly, the Meat Vendor database says out the gate with these guys is an over 80% probability to produce at least 10 runs today. Factoring in the sublets from other shit I have makes this go over 90%.
Sunday, July 1, 2012 Womb Stretcher is on the Over between Detroit Tigers/Tampa Bay Rays.
As always my fellow cock-a-cola shooters, best of luck.
Yep, I'm Eddie Rebel, and I do fuck on the first date.
