Mars landing august 5th 10:30pm pacific

~Falco~ · Jul 22, 2012

SUNDAY AUG 5th 10:30pm We land on Mars, LIVE.

The Rover is equipped with lasers, should we come under attack and need to defend.

War of the Worlds??

Mayans predicted the encounter with a final resolution December 12 -21-12

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/video/index.cfm?id=1090

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nojuice9 · Jul 22, 2012

at least we get to know when it ends.

mokoman · Jul 22, 2012

Yea after the election in november!

DeathEatsaCracker · Jul 22, 2012

~Falco~ said:
Mayans predicted the encounter with a final resolution December 12 -21-12

They did no such thing. Stop with this idiocy.

~Falco~ · Jul 23, 2012

Death Eats a Cracker said:
They did no such thing. Stop with this idiocy.

Yes they did! Google it! The Mayans also predicted a poster by the name of Death Eats a Cracker would post, "Stop with this idiocy." Casting doubt on the seriousness of the situation so humankind would let their guard down!!! This is serious Cracker! I've been send from the future to warn others, but I cant intervene due to the time travel paradox!

I'm your father Cracker! I jacked off into a box of Cracker Jacks in the future, I was horny in a dark movie theater... a Ritz cracker is your mother. Believe me Cracker, I can prove it... Your favorite spread is caviar, how do I know that, If i'm not your father? For the love of God warn others, Mars will Attack!!

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celticGreen+ · Jul 23, 2012

yah.... so, that just happened

~Falco~ · Jul 23, 2012

Serious, sorry if I scared you Cracker, I thought most would catch the joke.

It was a joke, Martians are pacifists and wouldnt attack anyone, also the Mayans predicted 10,000 years ago that the USA would land on Mars on August 3rd not the 5th, the Mayans were wrong.

donkeybucks · Jul 23, 2012

Didn't we just spend a bunch of money watching John Cusack survive 2012? It's time for the second movie to come out.......or at least Summer 2013

DeathEatsaCracker · Aug 6, 2012

Watched the landing live. It was an amazing moment.

CoachCB · Aug 6, 2012

Did anyone see the footage of the NASA control center? One of those dorks was jumping up and down like his team had just hit a grandslam to win the world series in the 9th inning of game 7!

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DeathEatsaCracker · Aug 6, 2012

CoachCB said:
Did anyone see the footage of the NASA control center? One of those dorks was jumping up and down like his team had just hit a grandslam to win the world series in the 9th inning of game 7!

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So what? They worked for 10 years for that moment. They landed an SUV on a planet after an 8 month journey and hundreds of millions of miles. You don't think they have to right to be elated?

knuckleballah22 · Aug 6, 2012

yeah this landing was pretty cool now lets see them post some snapshots of aliens on mars!!

johnboland · Aug 6, 2012

The term that was in the paper this morning said researchers were looking for "Microbiobial" life.

~Falco~ · Aug 6, 2012

john boland said:
The term that was in the paper this morning said researchers were looking for "Microbiobial" life.

Correct, looking for the remnats of Microbial life millions of year ago. NASA does not expect to find any LIVE organisms, just microbial fossils. If it found living organisms it would be mind blowing.

As an aside, the conspiracy enthuthiasts believe there is life on Mars, whole cities "underground" with Grey type aliens being the majority. Link below for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy.

http://www.angelfire.com/wizard/wizardfl/greys.html

CoachCB · Aug 6, 2012

Death Eats a Cracker said:
So what? They worked for 10 years for that moment. They landed an SUV on a planet after an 8 month journey and hundreds of millions of miles. You don't think they have to right to be elated?

Dorks!

johnboland · Aug 6, 2012

The Greys have to have a home planet somewhere. I guess in space terms 350 million miles is just across the street.

~Falco~ · Aug 6, 2012

A couple of Venusian tourists were able to take a picture of the parachute landing.

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/

Just kidding

DeathEatsaCracker · Aug 6, 2012

CoachCB said:
Dorks!

We owe everything to these dorks. Not only do dorks put SUVs on other planets, they also work toward curing disease and advancing society. These "dorks" are the brightest among us in society. They are the ones who grinded hard learning math, physics, biology and other scientific disciplines that are applicable to the amazing work they do. They are the kind of people that are made fun of in grade school, then largely toil in obscurity as adults while society fawns over Kim Kardashian and American Idol.

CoachCB · Aug 6, 2012

Death Eats a Cracker said:
We owe everything to these dorks. Not only do dorks put SUVs on other planets, they also work toward curing disease and advancing society. These "dorks" are the brightest among us in society. They are the ones who grinded hard learning math, physics, biology and other scientific disciplines that are applicable to the amazing work they do. They are the kind of people that are made fun of in grade school, then largely toil in obscurity as adults while society fawns over Kim Kardashian and American Idol.

Dorks!